Evit ✨

Evit ➕ he/they ➕ Scientist, engineer, writer, artist, maker ➕ Full grown adult

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

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[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

—pond instead.

You can only sell the fish as their mismatched type. This has led to me having 0 of the fish types I’ve sold to sell to the truck guy. It’ll say I have 2, then give me no option to sell.

I’ve lost some rare fish I was raising this way. 😖

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

@game_start_llc Hey! There’s a bug in your game that’s given me headaches.

I’m using the latest version on iOS. When you remove a fish from the pond after selling other fish (including fry), the fish sometimes get changed into kohaku or the fish you sold are placed in the—

[Ibrahim Majed @IbrahimMajed]

The next 72 hours are critical for the world.

If the United States succeeds in imposing control over Venezuela, and by extension over the world’s largest proven oil reserves, it will mark a major shift in global power.
Such a move would not be about restoring democracy or protecting human rights, but about reasserting strategic dominance over energy, trade routes, and regional alignments.

In that case, Iran would likely move to the forefront of Washington’s strategic priorities.
Securing control over Venezuelan oil would reduce U.S. vulnerability to energy disruptions in the Gulf and provide a buffer against supply shocks in the event of a confrontation with Iran.
With a reliable alternative source of heavy crude under its influence, Washington would be better positioned to absorb or offset the destruction or shutdown of energy infrastructure in the Persian Gulf during a war.
This would lower the economic cost of escalation and make military pressure against Iran more politically and economically manageable.

At the same time, such control would strengthen the United States’ ability to shape global oil flows and pricing, reinforcing the central role of the dollar in energy markets and helping preserve the petrodollar system that underpins U.S. financial power.

Venezuela would thus become more than a regional issue.
It would become a strategic precedent, a demonstration that economic pressure, political engineering, and, if necessary, force can be used to restructure sovereign states and realign the global balance of power.

However, if the United States becomes entangled in Venezuela and faces sustained resistance, the outcome shifts dramatically.
A prolonged crisis would drain political capital, stretch military and economic resources, and weaken Washington’s capacity to project power elsewhere, including in the Middle East.
That would also complicate Israeli strategic planning, which is closely tied to U.S. regional leverage.

What happens in Venezuela will not stay in Latin America.
It will shape the future of energy control, the limits of American power, and the direction of geopolitical confrontation far beyond Caracas.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

Trump checking how much longer this guy plans to talk after committing an illegal invasion on a sovereign country and taking it over.

Grandpa has a nap to take by the way he’s nodding off.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

I hardly/never use Twitter. So I’m just gonna remove my accounts.

Find me on Bluesky: @evitcani.bsky.social

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

@ConceptualJames You don’t have to impress anyone! There are people who love you for who you are!

Pretending to be smarter or better or you have deep state secrets no one else does…Have you looked into ways to build your self-esteem or exercises in mindfulness?

Good luck! Rootin for you, man!

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

@ConceptualJames “2 sigma iq”. “Communist monsters”.

My dad once told me his friend Steven had convinced him of all these nutty conspiracies. I told him Steven had heard the phrase “not nearly long enough” one too many times and needed someone to be impressed

It’s ok to be yourself, James.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

@JanuaryDoNoHarm the kind of people who yell they know better then call facts which disagree with them gaslighting

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

honestly, living in the Delicious in Dungeon dungeon seems like a pretty decent deal all things considered. Like, yeah, there's the mad mage, but like, as landlords go, he could be worse

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

The comments on this video are just like: Uhm, are you sure…?

TL;DR: they wanna charge $6/mo for all their content. Their comments are mostly people pointing out how fast their company is going to sink.

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

We're Leaving YouTube https://t.co/N9CGFDXJOf

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

@clouddrift_ “anybody can murder. it’s easy and free.” — gray lastname, 2024

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

I have a single bluesky invite code if anyone wants it. First come first serve.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

Got on bluesky. I’m evitcani there if you all have one.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

Love seeing my verified tab completely empty. ☺️ keep it up.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

i am the only person in the world mad the closed captions on @netflix’s The Fall of the House of Usher consistently describe chimpanzee vocalizations as “monkey noises”.

They’re great apes! At least call them ape noises!

//inner anthropologist is done now

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

If you know him do not guess!!! we want the unbiased masses of twitter to guess this man’s age.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

We have a debate. Please tell me how old you think this creature is.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

the icon doesn’t even match the visual style of the flat ui aesthetic you absolute rube

gonna revive myspace grunge with your middle school my passion is graphic design eh elon

no. no i don’t think so.

[Evit ✨ @Evit_cani]

i’m uselessly angry about minor twitter tweaks.

Like scrolling, the top bar disappears so the stupid time and battery gets blurbed into the tweets

repost instead of retweet fuck off

add another POST to this tweet

I’m not calling this a post and elon can die mad in hell