Paul Evans

My pronouns are He/Him/Cunt

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@xas7wcrg9e @fesshole Sounds like the kid was getting fucked at Christmas, so probably had time off in the new year to recover.

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@cricket_Stats05 Sounds like you’ve got a chip on your shoulder.

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@fesshole Sign of the times.

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@tinscognito__ Ahhhh yes, the famous London P45 printing firm. Still going strong despite every company’s own payroll department sorting this out.

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@pHelement @Madcyril2001 @fesshole No mate, ain’t got time for futile machines, we’re too busy looking for hookers to murder.

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@fesshole Just wank onto the carpet like everyone else.

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@Jenny_1884 At least the receptionist successfully diagnosed him over the phone.

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@SteveHolli33467 @bantifa_ @AndyBurnhamGM I only learned the word Leodensian from a Kaiser Chiefs song, great word.

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@ohhanxiety Taken into care with some luck.

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@NoContextBrits Schools where kids don’t get shot.

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@lisareality1 Lovely gesture 🤣🤣🤣

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@fesshole As a proud Lancastrian, Yorkshite is an easy typo.

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@mancunianmedic

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@EssexgoonerMr ‘It’s kicking off’
Yeah mate, that fire engine is on its way to break up a fight 👍🏻

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@theamelia__ House

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@ColinSpenc4257 Fucking hell, did you cook it on a radiator ?

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@YesterdaysBrit1 Yes, I was in the fan club.
Maybe I still am, is there an expiry date ?

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@bakwasbandkrein Adoption

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@YankyGirltoo @Sandford_Police Once you’ve bought the ingredients & got a Michelin star chef to come round & make it, it probably wouldn’t work out much cheaper.

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@SarahDirtyHorse @fesshole Fiction I’d guess.