madison evans

future milf, current degenerate

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Girls only want one thing and it’s to collect cute cups

[J @journaladjacent]

Imagine being so addicted to adderall you go to grad school

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

Just finished @AndrewSchulz new #INFAMOUS special, this mfker snapped. My face hurts from laughing

[madison evans @EvzMadison]

YouTube allowing me to minimize my video so that I can still watch while on other apps 🫶🫶🫶

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

The original streamer refused to air my new special w/out cutting several jokes.

I’m stubborn.

Instead of airing a watered down version of the special, I spent my life savings and bought my special back.

So Pre-Order now and spread the word so my wife doesn’t divorce me!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Fucking Buffalo

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By your mid 20’s you should have:

- an air fryer
- an emotional support water bottle
- A crush on Robert Pattinson
- late diagnosed ADHD
- crippling anxiety about the state of the world and so have developed a “fuck it we ball” mentality

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

The 🐐 @joerogan pulled up to the new studio, got me too high, and started breaking down Furries.

New #Flagrant Tuesday at 10am

[madison evans @EvzMadison]

I can’t believe nobody told me Dave Chapelle was doing a show in Buffalo tonight… I feel bamboozled

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

Uvalde Police, when a SCHOOL SHOOTING happens you can’t just sit on your ass.

Who do you think you are politicians?

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

Long Live The Flagrancy ❤️

[madison evans @EvzMadison]

Food is great and all but expecting me to eat 3 full meals a day just to survive is too much

[Miles @milesjbuergin]

All the comedians from Guy Code are peaking this decade.

@chrisdcomedy
Pete Davidson
@andrewschulz
@cthagod

[Da Young Og @ceemontan]

Instagram is actually boring asf now

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

How would this change our society and culture?

[club mate @mgnmnwtz]

I love that my dog wears a necklace with my cell phone number on it

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

My toxic trait: Wanting no help because I can do everything myself. Then feeling overwhelmed that I have no help

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

Be a good person, but don't waste your time trying to prove it.

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

i love being toasted