Ew

Here to bitch. 26

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Was I just there to keep you entertained.
You had me convinced you felt the same way I did.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Why would you leave me wondering “why” rather than just telling me.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Did I mean so little to you? How could someone go from talking to you every day to just disappearing.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

So you’re telling me I shaved my coochie and asshole for nothing. 😐

[Ew @Ew5308965]

@geargodd @elonmusk You do understand the machine needs to learn before it is not longer in BETA. Of course it is not perfect. It won’t be for a while.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Can we get a movie where the masked serial killer gets the girl cause my mask kink can’t handle this shit anymore

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Doing “good” things only for the karma is gross.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Craving a hot dog with extra mustard. And mayo

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Why did they get rid of the burglars in the sims

[Ew @Ew5308965]

I love paying the taxes they keep raising because I work and I don’t live off gov benefits 🤣🤪😜

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Welcome to America, a communist country

[Ew @Ew5308965]

@FairfaxCountyPD How do memorials work? This poor guy was at the memorial (I’m finding out it was his son’s) literally every other day. Can we set up a memorial right next to his son’s? I’m sure he would love to be forever right next to his son 😔

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Not my damn problem I don’t use gas. That’s stupid af.
I pay my car tax.
I pay for registration.
Idc that I don’t buy your gasoline.
How y’all going to push electric cars on people and then charge them for using electric cars. @GlennYoungkin

[Ew @Ew5308965]

DMV just sent me a letter for a “Virginia mileage choice program”?? 🧐
So because I don’t buy gasoline (electric car), I gotta pay a tax for using the roads? Lmao what? If I thought the government couldn’t get any scummier, I was just proven wrong.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

DMV just sent me a letter for a “Virginia mileage choice program”?? 🧐
So because I don’t buy gasoline (electric car), I gotta pay a tax for using the roads? Lmao what? If I thought the government couldn’t get any scummier, I was just proven wrong.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Unpopular opinion.
I wish they’d stop adding salt to premade seasoning powders

[Ew @Ew5308965]

How is the gov handing out free money left and right. I thought we were in a recession.
Or is the recession only for the tax payers who actually work for their money.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

And just like that, Ipsy increased its prices again for 5 sample sized products. After years of being a member, it’s time to cancel. So long Ipsy

[Mpume M. @MpumeM_]

Have two boyfriends ladies.

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Sometimes I feel embarrassed about something I did in the past when I’m not even thinking about what I did in the past. It’s just an unshakable sensation

[Ew @Ew5308965]

Well damn. Now I want Mac and cheese for dinner