Ewar Woowar

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@Judith86257247J @Ginii0__ Its "need to pee" but the idiot who made this used an olive instead of a pea

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

As if I couldn't love @Nigella_Lawson more - the way she yams a mouthful of cake down is super impressive #gbbo

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@wydAriaX What the fuck are you on about

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

Someone tell me... are The White Stripes making an absolute killing in royalties from this tournament? #EURo2024

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

Kammy for England Manager, perhaps?

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

I’m coming home 😂🤣

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@betclever_ @aphelanofficial 😂😂😅😅

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

Popcorn at the ready for this one 🍿

[Stonehenge U.K @ST0NEHENGE]

Stonehenge is protected by the ancient monuments act and it is a criminal offence to damage the Stones. There are also multiple rare lichen species growing on the stones that are also protected. Expect a prison sentence. 😡

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@MrJamesMay More like a sponsored walk

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

That was more like a sponsored walk #EURo2024 #England

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

This 👇🏼👇🏼🫰

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@aphelanofficial

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@aphelanofficial I read the Reform policies and they make it sound so appealing don't they? 😂 I shall take the test

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@sainsburys Cheers 👍🏻 DM sent

[Metal Hammer @MetalHammer]

Tenacious D have recorded a 30-song cover album – and you’re never going to hear it https://t.co/GayLo2qEHc

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

@aphelanofficial Only you could address this 💀💀

[Radd Seiger @RaddSeiger]

Happy 24th birthday to Niall and #HarryDunn 💚💚

[Metal Hammer @MetalHammer]

“It’s just one of those days!” Watch a 100,000-strong Argentinian crowd sing every word of Limp Bizkit’s Break Stuff https://t.co/PdItdVio9G

[Samaritans @samaritans]

We're ready to listen again this year 📱 116 123

[James May @MrJamesMay]

For those of us of a ‘certain age’, an arse-shaped potato will always invoke That’s Life.

[Ewar Woowar @EwarWoowar100]

Here's Hoggle dressed up for Christmas... I feel better already 😁