Tim Ewins

Always banging on about his book. Shut up Tim FFS. ‘We Are Animals' and ‘Tiny Pieces of Enid’ out with @EyeAndLightning.

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We Are Animals unboxing, by a 3 year old. https://t.co/OAtGeS5Tu9

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The nu-metal Gruffalo… for those years when they’re not really a baby anymore, but they’re not yet a teenager.

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Also, I have new plates, and this seemed like a nice way to show them off.

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A punk song about a dishwasher.

Give me a music genre and subject and I’ll do my best…

[Tim Ewins @EwinsTim]

A punk song about how I get angry when the dishwasher stops working…

https://t.co/ehCirnCtPD

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Matchday 20 results of the premier league in song form…

You’re welcome, more tomorrow.

Busy man me, busy man.

#SoundCloud
https://t.co/eY6H3429we

[Tim Ewins @EwinsTim]

There are 194 steps. We counted. The kid behind us counted 168 and she seemed trustworthy enough, but it isn’t 199 steps, Whitby. It can’t be, us and the kid behind us can’t all be wrong.

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Twas the night before Christmas,
when I opened the gram,
and saw in @thebookseller
an ad for my mam.
I’ll see her tomorrow
The picture I’ll show
And proudly she’ll look at me and say
‘GET THE F**K OUT OF THE KITCHEN!’

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What a lovely end to the year - fab to see news breaking in the wonderful @thebookseller previews about @EwinsTim’s forthcoming ethical finance book… huge thanks @CaroSanderson 😁🎄

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What a lovely end to the year - fab to see news breaking in the wonderful @thebookseller previews about @EwinsTim’s forthcoming ethical finance book… huge thanks @CaroSanderson 😁🎄

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Merry Christmas cat.

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The kiddo has a busy day ahead of him…

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Yes you read that right – 35% off every book on our site. UK postage is free if you spend £15 or more. Use discount code EYELOVEIT at the checkout. The offer must end at midnight on Sunday https://t.co/gRWZ9NhkXx

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@JuliCLasselle Thank you very much!

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New author photo.

Like a Labrador’s head sticking out of a car window eating wind, here I am. Hello.

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Last Christmas I watched Die Hard.

This year I’m watching The Shining. There’s a lot of snow so it is kind of Christmassy I suppose. ALTOGETHER: 🎶🎼🎵Oh I wish it could be Christmas forever and ever and ever.

(See image for unrelated gift idea..)

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@BexBookaholic @EyeAndLightning @GHarrisonWriter I’m reading this at the moment, it’s so good!

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Happy publication day to @DianeLEsguerra. Her moving, funny and uplifting book Night Into Light tells the story of her own spiritual and physical battle to survive a mother’s worst tragedy: the death of her only child #griefawarenessweek

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@GillPlusFive It was such a lovely morning, and I didn’t even care that we were late for school 😂

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For anyone looking for proof that magic exists…

[George Harrison @GHarrisonWriter]

My debut, SEASON, is out soon with @EyeAndLightning.

It's a literary novel about male inarticulacy, atomisation, and intergenerational friendship, explored through the prism of sporting fandom.

Hardback dropping 9th January

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@HazelPriorBooks Woohoo!!! I’ll update my socials 😂