ThreeEwoksInASuit

No ewoks were harmed in the making of these tweets.

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

@JPaigetheWriter Honestly, never let me get involved in your process bc I WILL cock it up

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

Brie Larson: There needs to be a queer superhero already.
Also Brie Larson: I WILL DO IT. FIGHT ME, MARVEL.
#Marvel #CaptainMarvel #Avengers #LGBTQRep #BrieLarson

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@JPaigetheWriter This is why Dez fears the gods

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-survives every single attempt to betray her
-crawls out of the hell that is Sithdom on her own
-can out sass Kenobi when needed
-likes being seen as a witch
-does not care about men's feelings towards her
#StarWars #AsajjVentress #ILoveHerSoMuch

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

Why we should all idolize Asajj Ventress:
-Stabbed a guy who wouldn't stop bothering her
-can out duel Grevious, Maul, and Savage
-locked Boba Fett in a trunk
-shaves her head and wears lipstick to every fight
-killed a bunch of guys just so she could have vengeance on Dooku

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@JPaigetheWriter Pure bullshit after months of trying.

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With Kylo, he would literally just have to walk up and promise that grandad is proud, he is as strong as Vader, and Rey actually really likes him
#StarWars #kyloren #Palpatine #DarthVader #Rey

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

Having Palps show up as the baddie in the final movie is hilarious bc it took him 15 years of prep work and a whole freakin' civil war to get a PTSD-riddled Anakin on his side.

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

If anyone in the universe deserves a happy father's day, it's Obi-wan Kenobi. He was basically a single dad just trying to do his best for his trash fire son.
#StarWars #ObiWanKenobi #Anakin

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

Incorrect Star Wars quotes-
Leia: I almost forgot that sleek black outfit did nothing for your ass, Luke.
Luke: No one asked you to look, Leia!
Han: I think you look great, Luke! As far as I'm concerned, that's the Rebellion's ass.
#StarWars #Lukeskywalker #LeiaOrgana #HanSolo

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

@Knockout_Maus Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!

[ThreeEwoksInASuit @EwoksA]

Interviewer: So what would you say is your biggest weakness?
Me: Angry, vengeful women wielding lightsabers.
Interviewer: ....
Me: Oh. You meant for the job. Um, I'm not great at first impressions.
#SoSueMe #StarWars #AsajjVentress #AhsokaTano #SeventhSister #DarthTalon

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@Lenaiwrites Bc they are gigantic fluffy babies?

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2K and Gearbox: Handsome Jack is dead. Very dead. He was the antagonist of two of our games and a big part in the pre-sequel. He is ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY DEAD.
Me: #Borderlands #Borderlands3 #BL3 #HandsomeJack

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

The only thing that could have made our visit to #GalaxysEdge even better.
#AlwaysWithUs

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@RibbonBlue4 Rainbow capitalism makes me sick

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@JPaigetheWriter That's just bc you love Eova's crown.

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@JPaigetheWriter MY BABY OFF TO KICK SOME ASS.

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@JPaigetheWriter DARLING