Update: even the doordasher was confused and told me she couldn't find 200 limes in multipacks so she asked if three was fine 😭 yes ma'am, three is fine. Three is perfect.
an old friend texted me saying ‘omgg my ex boyfriend with a wife and 7 month old baby just hit me up saying he misses me!’
i think she expected me to play into her drama but i asked her ‘are you telling his wife…? if you don’t i will’
i realized i am not the cool friend
the way he laughs here gives me the impression that peter has done this to him before and this is the first time he decided to bring another gun specifically for a situation like this