Doug Wilson

Retired from Twitter on April 29th, 2022. Back on X motherfuckers on September 6th, 2023.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS! #LetsGoPens

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The Penguins have named Doug Wilson as Senior Advisor of Hockey Operations.

In his role, Wilson will provide counsel, opinions, and expertise to hockey operations leadership on all matters including personnel decisions.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

DOUGIE OUT. FUCK THAT POVERTY ASS FRANCHISE IN VEGAS. Also, you guys wanna trade us Tomas Hertl soon? Keep in touch and I'll see y'all on November 4th. #SJSharks

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

I'm now hearing reports Kevin Labanc is a healthy scratch tonight? GOOD. Sharks should easily win this game 7-6 in OT tonight with a limited amount of penalty kills thanks to that bum.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

Good luck to the @SanJoseSharks this season, and beat that poverty franchise tonight. Dougie will be watching the game, but if Kevin Labanc gets out of line, I'll be on the first red eye to SJ to slap the shit out of him when he answers his front door tomorrow morning. #SJSharks

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@GoldenKnights Poverty franchise.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@SunGarrioch Never heard of him.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@itsjusteliijah @NHLPlayerSafety West Virginia are definition of poverty lmao

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@jbecher @SAPCenter @SanJoseSharks Sharks (NHL), Grizzlies (CISL), Rhinos (RHI), SabreCats (AFL), Warriors (NBA), Lasers (ABL), Stealth (NLL), Barracuda (AHL) and Panthers (IFL).

And Dougie's home for 19 years. ☺️

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@FriedgeHNIC Somebody fire Kyle Dubas and make me GM again.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@penguins 😡😡😡

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@GoldenKnights Poverty franchise.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

DOUGIE OUT. How in the blue hell do we lose to a team with some zit faced 18 year old kid who weighs 185lbs soaking wet? Ugh. I'm going down to the dressing room to slap the shit out of Erik Karlsson now. It'll be just like the good old days in San Jose postgame. #LetsGoPens

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

Sid made the Kid look silly on that opening faceoff. #LetsGoPens

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Sidney Crosby 🆚 Connor Bedard on the draw to start this one off.

What a moment.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

Yes. ☺️ #LetsGoPens

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

ARE YOU READY?

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@GoldenKnights Poverty Franchise.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

Can't stop thinking about this text I got from Mike Babcock this morning.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

Ahem, you forgot about Dougie being the REAL addition to the Pittsburgh Penguins this summer there guys. #LetsGoPens

[NHL @NHL]

The offense @ErikKarlsson65 brings to the table will be a welcome addition for the @penguins. 💪 #FantasyHockey

Read more from @NHLFantasy: https://t.co/oZifCOCemt

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@NHL @DallasStars No, but Pavs in Penguins jersey sounds nice.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@NBCSSharks @Sheng_Peng My look when I see Sheng tweeting, or X'ing, or whatever it's called now.

[Doug Wilson @ExFakeSharksGM]

@SanJoseSharks ☺️☺️☺️