ExLegendaryHero🍩

Please assume anything I write or reply is generally done in good humor or in impassioned satire.

I make jokes, tweet at vtubers I like, and argue online 4fun.

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

I forgot to quote-tweet this but....You never really and TRULY love your fav vtubers/oshi's until you make them cringe/and/or die inside in a funny way.

[🥉 Pipkin Pippa 🔌🐰 Phase-Connect @pipkinpippa]

@ExLegendaryHero @SlyPerformer 😃 🔫

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@ElwnLink @rtil Then they better say thankyou and go to bed on time or else it's WWE in that house and children are getting shotput into it.

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@MangoSenor @rtil Have you seen their grip? No clothes no grapple.

Like Edna Mode....NO CAPES

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

Have you seen Armoreds poor facsimile of devil on the shoulder skits?

I genuinely believe that man was off several rockers and shoe pulled a 180.

That said the whole "Found god" is something that can be claimed by anyone but shown by few. Long as it helps her heart and spirit finding god is nothing to mock or deride.

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@moonjelly0 "Here I sit all broken hearted.." ~Moon Jelly

Jkjk

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@buntybee I occasionally have to remind him (younger by a good clip) that he dodged the most mentally scarring period on the internet and my neurochemistry is forever damaged by the horrid sh*t that used the be flung at my eyes without consent.

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@buntybee I am so sorry...

I had this saved because I was trying to horrify a friend who I told that this video was real and I could only find the still image thank god.

He full on dunks himself below and splashes about baby-birdy style.

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@FloraLuzz_

[🐟moon jelly⭐️ @moonjelly0]

🎤 SONG ANNOUNCEMENT 🎵

Were you waiting long? Listen to the story of our song 'Rewind' now, out on all streaming platforms!!!

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@KirscheVerstahl https://t.co/XGgO41uS48 lol my take on it

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

>Should not have had the extra spicy indian food she BEGGED me to get
>Insides feel LA in the 90's but made of writhing snakes
>Sprint into glass enclosure and sit
>Wife looks at me concerned
>Begin to scream as the fumes begin to fog up the glass
>Toilet backed up due to improper design
>A slow brown line begins to move up the tube
>In the throes of agony I beg my wife to remember me as it reaches the top
>Live by the curry
>Die by the slurry

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

It is hard to explain to people once again that drawings are not PEOPLE.

I am not rendered speechless, emptying my bowels, and frothing at the mouth while crying when I see loli shit.

I find it repulsive but it IS a drawing. It's not a real human. Its not BASED ON A REAL HUMAN. It's a drawing.

Same reason you fucks need to realize that just because its not drawn YOUR SHADE OF BROWN that you get to get your f***in sneakers scuffed about it.

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

>Should not have had the extra spicy indian food she BEGGED me to get
>Insides feel LA in the 90's but made of writhing snakes
>Sprint into glass enclosure and sit
>Wife looks at me concerned
>Begin to scream as the fumes begin to fog up the glass
>Toilet backed up due to improper design
>A slow brown line begins to move up the tube
>In the throes of agony I beg my wife to remember me as it reaches the top
>Live by the curry
>Die by the slurry

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

I still to this day want to see @hakosbaelz do her best impression of this lmao.

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

I just discovered this video and I am dying 😂

This is PEAK australian accent.

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@PandawaVT

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@Plasma_Legion @WayneOWastes True.

The Samurai Champloo nigga is 100% different than the Gachiakuta and MHA nigga.

[sai @icemjjfish]

the way it’s not even tiktok that caused this but this fuckass bird animation 😭

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@tenmamaemi T-Tenma are you ok? You are replying to yourself again...

[ExLegendaryHero🍩 @ExLegendaryHero]

@tenmamaemi Nah it's just physical stress. Probably slept funny or are dehydrated and muscles are stressing. Also happens when you turn one way for too long without straightening your neck or having improper neck support if looking or laying back.

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

vine would’ve loved this