Pollster Ex Machina

New polling questions that should be asked. Not just another 1-100 thermometer.

[Pollster Ex Machina @ExMachinaPolls]

Everyone complains about the weather. But finally someone with the courage to DO something about it - @MatthewCappucci

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

I am hereby cancelling all weather across the Lower 48 between July 31 and August 17 while I'm away.

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@funnydanny @TailgateTed Start working on your Alan Rickman

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@washingtonpost We should be directing them to Minnesota Ave

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Goody Proctor > Raphael Claus

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@UVAHooGirl

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Wait until she learns about tha Mayor for Life

[Alicia Smith @Alicia_Smith19]

Also, fighting with Donald Trump is fine for a governor who has a fair amount of autonomy of their state.

JLG picking fights with Trump will just be flat out unproductive for the city and could lead to more direct consequences for the city given lack of statehood.

[Pollster Ex Machina @ExMachinaPolls]

@JonahDispatch And that is the difference between you and Jonas Salk

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A meteor a meteor my kingdom for a meteor

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: David Ellison, Bari Weiss, Josh D’Amaro, Jeff Bezos and more are set to go to Sun Valley for Allen & Co.’s annual exclusive leadership retreat, also known as “billionaire summer camp.”

https://t.co/nrXiANIc2I

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@IamDijami Jason Campbell

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I would produce a @MatthewCappucci Vs The Trolls weekly podcast for free

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

I cannot imagine advertising myself as a barred attorney and then going on the internet and tweeting conspiracy theories about rain.

[Pollster Ex Machina @ExMachinaPolls]

How’s your wife and @elonmusk kids, buddy?

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

The Democrats made history in Texas by nominating their first transgender senate candidate.

[Pollster Ex Machina @ExMachinaPolls]

Good point. Go back where your people came from, lady

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It’s not offshoring jobs if you just bring the starvation waged non union labor HERE, see?

[Acting Secretary of the Navy Hung Cao @SECNAV]

We’re not buying into foreign shipyards—we’re having them invest in U.S. shipbuilding.

By bringing their operations stateside, we can crank out our ships quicker and create over half a million American jobs.

It’s time to breathe new life into our nation’s industrial base.

[Pollster Ex Machina @ExMachinaPolls]

Just stop, ok? You’re embarrassing all of us

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

Teachers are dedicated. 📕

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@NilsHeadley @golDonbear *furiously googling “bears opposable thumbs iPhone”*

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@golDonbear Wait until the figure out you’re also not actually a bear

[Pollster Ex Machina @ExMachinaPolls]

@MatthewCappucci Commission a velvet painting of yourself on a “lion king”-style rock outcropping with lightning crashing and two tornados behind you

[Pollster Ex Machina @ExMachinaPolls]

I’ve seen both @StephenM and @elonmusk so I have some questions about your definition of “attractive”

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Liberal men aren’t attractive.

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@OldGnarlyGoat Wait until he learns about Colonel Sanders…

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@stacycay @katewillett So you … agree you had a choice? And chose?