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I'm a loser baby

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@ajf123tornado @_Cultch Totally! We should be doing anything and everything we can to get points in the heavenly world... Even if it means calling @_Cultch horrible words that Mormons typically do not use.

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@ChadFred @Plural_Prophet

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Unlike me. I am a great husband. I PRESIDE over my family. My kids RESPECT ME or else. I keep an austere distance from them because I am their father, not their friend. My wife is beholden to me as I am to Christ. She does not enjoy sex but that is fine. I PRESIDE over her.

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@PopePrious @rLordnSaviourTS Beta not call me a bogan

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@_Cultch @ExmoCringe Rational now... Just don't mention anything about porn. Discussion of pornography sends me into an Incredible Hulk like rage complete with tearing clothes and everything. My doctor says I should just masturbate to release some stress but I know better.

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@rLordnSaviourTS Ha! I got you there! My children already do not speak to me because I am a fucking failure of a human being who has to reflect my own insecurities on other people.

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@ExmoCringe @_Cultch Pro-tip: I secretly love @_Cultch 's perverted memes

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@_Cultch @ExmoCringe @rf_stn_trolling @Randy01384663 Who else would it be, some parody account?!?

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@_Cultch @aureliawelde But not me. I am a powerful virulent man of a man who likes men.... No wait...

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@msemilyrichards @cwillardsmoot But the Prophet says that people without the Gospel cannot ever feel Joy! Checkmate.

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@reneehwilliams Gosh you are SO RIGHT! No one who leaves the church can ever be happy because happiness is the exclusive property of the Gospel. What people who leave the church feel is not actually happiness. It can't be. They are utterly incapable of feeling anything but loathing.

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@cwillardsmoot No person who is not Mormon has ever experienced joy. That emotion your kid felt when they were chosen as citizen of the year in elementary school? That was not joy.

God I am really depressed now.

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@GoldenJoeSmitty Praise to the man.

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I obsess over other people's children

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God I am such a douche sometimes! Please tell me so at every opportunity you have. This might be my biggest L in a long time.
#Exmo

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@rpeters2319 @ExmoCringe Appearances are everything. It's not enough to actually be faithful in your heart. You have to LOOK faithful otherwise your peers will judge that you lack faith.
Church is true!

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@ExmoCringe I don't watch Porn, How dare you!?!? I'd rather be thrown into a pit of lava than sully my soul with viewing an nude couple enjoying themselves.

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@ExmoCringe That's right, poor mental health is a sin. That's why we Mormons use so much energy denying we have any negative emotions. There is sunshine in my soul today. Trauma is not something Mormons have to deal with because the blinding light of the gospel sears every emotion away.