Exalchion

He/Him •
Niche Internet Micro Celebrity • God's Yoinkiest Sploinker • Systems Team Lead at @corsair • Former Tech Director at @junkfoodarcades

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My partner and I are no longer dating.

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@RepJackKimble How are you a state representative and you don't know basic fucking history?

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This is how my wife talks about James Gandokfini.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In The Sopranos, James Gandolfini was so hot Sarah Shahi would keep kissing him even after they said “cut.”

“I remember thinking to myself, like ‘How am I going to get turned on by this 47-year-old, large, balding man? Like, there’s nothing. Oh boy, did it work for me.”

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I am anti Universes Beyond until WoTC makes a Stormlight Archives set. Then I'm all in.

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God has failed to strike me down yet another year.

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@LordKnightBB Why am I so buns?

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How it feels to Riichi chase

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@MitchHHL You're my goat

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ITS REAL

[KINGDOM HEARTS @KINGDOMHEARTS]

Presenting another look at the latest instalment in the Kingdom Hearts series.

Kingdom Hearts IV will launch simultaneously on Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox on PC, Epic Games Store and Steam!

Stay tuned for more updates.

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@MLB @summoningsalt Admin knows ball

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@geoffkeighley My wife just took me there.

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@geoffkeighley Why would you do this to me?

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Why did you tweet this Geoff?

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No Kingdom Hearts 4 again....
This is it for me.

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Why did you tweet this Geoff?

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

New images from Kingdom Hearts IV.

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Someone slide me like 600 bucks for an Ebike.

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Way too many of my recent movie experiences in theaters have been soured by people that can't sit and shut up for a movie. It's insane how bad movie etiquette has become, I actively avoid going to see movies in theaters now because why would I pay $30 to have a bad time?

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Why are there like no automatic Riichi Mahjong table options? And why are the few that do exist 3000 dollars?

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@NancyMace You should blow your head clean off.

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Steelbook arrived, we are so up.

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Moving to Tennessee to open a restaurant called Gatlinburger.