🐐Killer of @MarvelChampions Winning Streaks. Your #WCW slid into my DMs. Valar Dohaeris. The Chosen One. Happily💍 to a Boss🐝 makin 6-figures💰‼️ The Hunted🦁
#TrueStory
Friend:
“You tryna go clubbing tonight”❓
Me:
“Nah”‼️
Friend:
“Why”⁉️
Me:
“Cuz every time I go out, some random woman just walks up to me and shoves her 👅 down my throat.
I’m married now — I don’t need that shit.
Ima stay TF in the house.”
@GovTimWalz The “this needs to stop” rhetoric from Democratic politicians (followed by zero action) is no different from when Republicans are offering their “thoughts and prayers.”
Grow a spine @GovTimWalz‼️
@MasterArne75@ManiamAkash@TheJusticeDept Sure — an informant that was trying not to blow his cover by originally calling it a “Democrat hoax” @ 1st, but really he was just helping The Deep State collect evidence by fucking pre-teens…
and the real problem is that Biden didn’t make that info public.
@TheJusticeDept Cut the BS @TheJusticeDept — your tweet reads more like an outright admission that you’re just using our tax dollars to fund the criminal defense of a pussy grabbing Pedo-In-Chief.
1st, you claimed it was all a hoax.
Now, it’s not a hoax — it’s Bill.
🙄
@ThePostMegadim @GullahCorridor@Yankees Say all you want from your anonymous X account, little cry baby.
Charlie Kirk is the one who’s really dead 🤣🤣🤣 while you’re just hoping the same goes for my political party.
u ever see a girl so stunning and her aura is so intense and it just gives unapproachable and then you speak to her and she opens up like a beautiful little flower . my absolute favorite experience.
When Obama was POTUS, you whiney neo-nuts were saying:
1. he’s doing absolutely nothing,
2. he’s done absolutely nothing,
3. he has an open door immigration policy.
But now your narrative is “Obama deported 4M people.”
🩴🩴
You can’t have it both ways.
🙄🙄
@CIS_org Obama deported like almost 4 million ppl I think… so I find it hilarious ppl freak about Trump wanting to deport ALL illegals who’ve committed any crimes since being here.
@lucawya Never forget who:
- was there 4 U when nobody else was,
- had your back when it felt like the world was against you,
- stayed and kept loving you when you’d hit rock bottom.
Dipping my 🍆 into another woman’s 🐱🍑 or 👄 isn’t worth losing someone like that.
My fave part of Covid was arguing with people who cop coke,percs and e pills off the street talking about “I don’t know what’s in that vaccine I don’t trust it” 😂
Just in: 110-year old Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre voted today in Oklahoma. I’m told she voted for Vice President Harris.