Exclusively Adult

Adult Store that has been locally owned and operated for over 20 years. We’re just regular people adding fun to the sex lives of regular people since 1984.

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Not only are you not the girl I fell in love with, but from the looks of it you ate her.

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I'm at that awkward stage between jailbait and cougar.

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Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

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It's not the pace of life that is of concern, its the sudden stop at the end.

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Well behaved women rarely make history.

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Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!

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There's no problem a new pair of shoes won't solve!

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You'd think he would be better at this with all the porn he watches.

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I�m still hot, it just comes in flashes now.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

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�I can only please one person per day. Today I choose me.

[Ephemera, Inc. @EphemeraMagnets]

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

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I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in

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Trying this hard to look busy is exhausting.

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Intaxacation: a fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well

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I gave up drunken one-night stands for this housewife bullshit?

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Santa's helper's are subordinate clauses

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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you realize they're all frogs.

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Summer Parties, Bachelorette Parties or Divorce parties. We have you covered!!

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Feeling Blue. Try Breathing again