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different animal and the same beast

[E @ExcelMonke]

Due to unforeseen circumstances I have become a long term investor

[E @ExcelMonke]

@united Your WiFi stinks. Had zero WiFi both flights on an EWR to SFO round trip

[E @ExcelMonke]

@todocampista8 How you say there is empirical evidence and then call it speculative lmao

[E @ExcelMonke]

@ANGC_burner @Yale_GolfCourse Overrated course anyway. Save your money

[E @ExcelMonke]

@Topo_G Some dude having a phantom wallet better?

[E @ExcelMonke]

@bigcontentguy @TheRealMrACL Augusta favors hitting draws

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

[E @ExcelMonke]

@PadraicMcC Why wouldn’t you though. If it’s 90% cash upfront he probably wasn’t expected to be that involved post-close anyway. Plus I’m assuming exclusivity lapsed after 90, he can go out and shop it to others while waiting for legal

[E @ExcelMonke]

@ThorbjornOleZyn Almost all golf burners fit the pompous asshole category and also suck at the sport

[E @ExcelMonke]

The AJGA put out some truly horrendous shirts back in the day. Sheesh

[E @ExcelMonke]

Pay Cantlay and Xander whatever they want!

[E @ExcelMonke]

Money ain’t got no owners. Only spenders

[Ryder Cup USA @RyderCupUSA]

Breakthrough to Bethpage. 🇺🇸

Ben Griffin will make his Ryder Cup debut for the Red, White & Blue.

#GoUSA

[E @ExcelMonke]

Really appreciate well manicured grass these days. Grass at East Lake looking pure

[E @ExcelMonke]

Golf burner accounts need to be reined in significantly. Declaring #stateofemergency @POTUS

[E @ExcelMonke]

Was pouring while playing a t100 club this afternoon and forgot my rain jacket but remembered Sepp’s burner said that shit in the pro shop was off limits. Decided to suffer instead

[Sepp’s Burner @TheSeppticTank]

PRO SHOPPING 101

Here are 5 guidelines for supporting the shop as a guest at a nice club:

1. Most apparel and trinkets are fair game
2. Don’t even think about buying a golf bag
3. No duffels, backpacks, or shoe bags
4. No driver head covers
5. Rain gear is off limits

[E @ExcelMonke]

@nicochristie Can I get a code please

[E @ExcelMonke]

@sloprules

[E @ExcelMonke]

@adplacksports @ANGC_burner Hopefully post-Hanse reno it’s nicer but played several college events there and it was always in mid/poor shape + aiming at flag poles all day isn’t fun

[E @ExcelMonke]

@ANGC_burner @adplacksports Overrated golf course

[E @ExcelMonke]

Completely understand why Johnny Miller doesn’t stfu about his 63 at Oakmont lmao