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💀It was war they wanted and war they got
But they wilted in the heat when my Uzi got hot 💀
I wish I came from a good home so I can get pets on Craigslist 😤

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@Rob31283 @2ray_degenemax I didn't think it would translate well so I used fishing, thanks

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@learning_yohei Corona is owned by Anheuser-Busch and Modelo.
Don't drink corporate beer.
Look for craft beer or cervecería artesanal.
Then compliment the cerveza with Mexican Street Corn

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@blaronde3 @KO_Sequence shut up, punjab

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@KO_Sequence America conquered again

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@SnackReel that's disgusting

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@MmisterNobody retarded reddit spacing
am I the only one noticing this?

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@SusieM414141 uhm, ya, he took out the machete to behead the chicken
he rescued dinner
#StayPleb

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@Breaking911 (((narrowly avoiding disaste)))
he drove over it, retard

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@merissahansen17 To someone born and raised in NYC, that's peace and quiet.

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@Arkypatriot Give me 2 double cheeseburgers from White Castle and I'm good

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 ✡️STOP NOTICING✡️

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@DramaAlert good riddance
hit the gym, phat phaggit

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@EatDaBugs That's a fucking mask!

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@ai_saboru_tech Nothing beats Full Metal
https://t.co/4r77JpPaYw

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@learning_yohei https://t.co/WIIxjN7EAt

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@RealJamesWoods on the next episode of .............

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@ArcherSys @washghost1 EVERYONE PLEASE NOTICE HIM
HE ALWAYS MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM

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@tyleraloevera we got a situation

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@nezrodz Ford if you're bored
Chevy if you're heavy
Dodge if you're gay