Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌

『 ❝ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ 'ᴇᴍ ɪɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ sᴛᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜɴɢᴇᴏɴ, sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴋɪɴɢᴇʏ? ❞ 』

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

⠀ ♫ [ エスカルゴン ] ♫

⠀ —————
⠀ ❛ ʜɪs ᴍᴀᴊᴇsᴛʏ's
ʀɪɢʜᴛ-ʜᴀɴᴅ ⠀
ᴍᴀɴ ! ❜
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⠀ 【#KirbyRP】

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

@HisRoyalNemesis (❝ Charming as ever, I see...❞)

❝ Forgive me, sire. I have a knack for getting mixed up in your wild highjinks. ❞

[#CyberShitters]

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ AAH! Talk about a cyber-tastrophe... ❞

[ #CyberShitters ]

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ I mean, is all of this really necessary? ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ FUCCCKKJJ YYIOOUUU DREAMLANDD GWNEJ+3!2Hsj82÷`°`✓`UWJW÷\=|❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ No Marx, I will not "juju" on "that beat". ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

@HisRoyalNemesis ❝ SELENER! Don'tcha remember, your majesty? ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ Sire, I gotta keep an eye out for Selener! ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ On it , sire! Well , here's to hoping this last minute plan of yours doesn't fall into COMPLETE disarray... ❞

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ Well, ah'm glad'ja asked — it jus' so happens 'ah got a whole plan in tow! Geh, heh!

⠀Bandee, you go n' keep Ripple distracted — meanwhile, me an' Esc'ahgoon 'll hang back at th' castle, an' p'pare somethin' fo' her. ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

(❝ Ah sure, why not? It's not like I was doing anything else today... ❞)

❝ But sire! Today's THE day — how are we possibly gonna do that!? ❞

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

Darting attention back over to @ExcellencySnail and @bandanaspear.

⠀( ❝ Alright, so 'ah 𝘮𝘢𝘺'𝘷𝘦 f'got about today... b'that don't mean 'ah can't save it 𝘫𝘶𝘴' yet — an' you two's gon' help me! ❞ )

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

[ #THEMALTOUTDOORS ]

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ Ah'right, ah'right...! Sh'yeesh, calm down, 'ya scaredy snail!

⠀... Well, 'at was a whole heap'a nothin'. 'ah seen monst'ah movies scari'ah 'an that — fella did'n event finish the fi'yah! ❞

⠀ #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  | #TH#THEMALTOUTDOORS

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ TURN IT OFF, SIRE! TURN IT OFF! ❞

[ #THEMALTOUTDOORS ]

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ Jus' what's 'at fella walkin' all funny like fo'? 'ah get these fake folk ain't all there, but this here's just phonin' it in... ❞

⠀ #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  | #TH#THEMALTOUTDOORS

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ I think you should maybe consider ordering junk from someone else next time... "nature's mockery"!? ❞

(❝ This really is the stuff of nightmares ... ooh, I think I'm gonna faint ! ❞)

[ #THEMALTOUTDOORS ]

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ How'm 'ah s'posed ta know? 'ah ain't no bear aficionado... Godda' won'ah what this here screamin's all fo', though. ❞

⠀ #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  | #TH#THEMALTOUTDOORS

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ So much for customer satisfaction. ❞

❝ .... Say, sire, are bears able to do THAT? ❞

[ #THEMALTOUTDOORS ]

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ Nev'ahmind them scribbly signal waves! Ah'm readin' 'em loud an' clear...! But 'ah guess it 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 be a lidda' clear'ah.

⠀... Man, 'ese tapes must be held togeth'ah WIT' tape! ❞

⠀ #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  | #TH#THEMALTOUTDOORS

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ I couldn't have said it any better myself, sire! But to be honest, the visuals look rather broken ... ❞

[ #THEMALTOUTDOORS ]

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ Awf'lly kin'ly o' Nightmare En'aprises ta supply us wit' 'ese here tapes — help wit' showin' th' ropes, an' maybe even how ta tie 'em, too! ❞

⠀ #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  | #TH#THEMALTOUTDOORS

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

[ #THEMALTOUTDOORS ]

❝ AHEM! Okay everyone, listen up! ❞

❝ There's apparently some sort of tape that I'm supposed to be playin' for all you newcomers. Now, let's see what all this scrap is about ... ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ Even tastier than getting rid of that pink puffball Kirby? ❞

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ 's the only thing tasti'ah 'an some sweet vict-oh-ree, 'ah tell 'ya what! GEH-HEH, HEH, HEH—! ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ Of course, sire! ❞

(❝ Though to be honest, I don't think food is something you'll be forgetting about anytime soon...❞)

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

Hmm... Really ought'a invest in 'at idea o' Bowz's — havin' some Wadd'ah Dees makin' some grub fo' me durin' a battle.

⠀Yo, @ExcellencySnail, remin' me ta look int'a that lat'ah, 'n case 'ah fo'get.

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

[ #OCTOPUSWORK ]

❝ HUH !? WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING? IS THIS EVEN LEGAL? ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

Escargoon is long gone, too far away from hearing distance.

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ Did'ja just call me— ❞

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

❝ On it, schnukums. ❞

[KING DEDEDE. @HisRoyalNemesis]

❝ ... Oh. ESC'AHGOON! TOSS SOMEBODY IN'A DUNGEON! ❞