ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 !

⠀― Inspired by #𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗟 comics. ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀❝ Who am I? Do you really wanna know? If someone told you I was just some ordinary guy - Someone lied. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏 . . . .

𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 -

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 .ᐟ

[⚡️𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐋𝐘𝐍’𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 ⚡️ @AnansisWeaver]

𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄 1

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

@HydroAlphaX “I’ll be fine. I can kind of feel my spine now.”

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

@JadeThwips "I was here first. I don't know where this trash came from."

He lifts a finger.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

@PoorMansArcher Spider-Man cuts his losses...taking the Archers hand and getting out of the pile of garbage he was laying in.

"For the record I've slept in stranger places."

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

@FELlNECLAWS Spider-Man groans and gets up out of the trash bags, slinging a banana peel off of his shoulder.

("Gross...")

He dusts himself off and stretches a little.

"Not cool, Cat. Not cool."
Anticipating her next move...ready to shoot a web...

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"Ah buh bup! Don't be alarmed. This is all part of my plan to stop you from stealing those jewels.."

"...So you might as well surrender."

("Right. So I can get a back brace. And shower.")

[𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𑣲⋆ @FELlNECLAWS]

“ yikes. . ”

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"I think I can....I was almost there."

He's laying flat....looking at the sky and rethinking his life decisions that led him here.

"A hand would be nice. Or one of those 'getting the guy out of the trash arrows' I think I saw you use once..."

[𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐬 @PoorMansArcher]

"Can't sleep there, champ.

Need a hand getting up?"

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

Groaning in pain.

"Don't panic I've...got it all under control."

( " MY BACK... " )

[Brian | 🌊Hydro🌊 @HydroAlphaX]

"You need a hand there, dude?"

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"So long as it stays far from my half too. That's a done deal."

[𝙆𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 .ᐟ @CapedMyth]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀"Sure, kid... But no pineapple on my half, deal?"
⠀⠀

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"You wouldn't believe how many times I have to clarify that actually."

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"The way the chills just ran up my back- Wow."

"I gotta say, peak performance.."

"There's just a few problems with your business here. You aren't squashing anyone... And... Technically speaking, true bugs would be part of the Hemiptera... and spiders are arachnids."

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃. @NisantiCrime]

❝ There's always room at the top, just gotta make it. And If I gotta squash a few 𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐬 to get there?

—— 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. ❞

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"Broke my fall..."

( "And my back." )

("...MY BACK." )

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"Oh I get it....it's cause there's snow, right?"

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖̶𝐢̶𝐧̶𝐭̶𝐞̶𝐫̶ ̶𝐒̶𝐨̶𝐥̶𝐝̶𝐢̶𝐞̶𝐫̶ @FvllenSoldat]

No
Sleep

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

....Wanna go half and half on a pizza?

[𝙆𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 .ᐟ @CapedMyth]

⠀⠀
Oh, he knows this feeling.
⠀⠀

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

Looking inside his empty fridge.

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"Okay seriously Bobby- We've gotta work on your people skills."

[Bobby Drake @cryxkinetic]

Now destroy it!

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

@NisantiCrime

"Just because Fisk is washed up, doesn't mean there's room for a new Kingpin."

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

"I'm just gonna....rest my eyes for a few minutes."