Robert Terwilliger

genius malevolent disembodied brain stem

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@WPXI It means he's a fucking criminal. Stop. Full stop.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

I don't understand how some people's bodies even achieve the shape they are. You look like 3 different forms of potato. A whole potato on top of mashed potatoes on top of potato sticks. Jesus.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@RoyaltyCanadian You are infringing on his rights to say what he wants and feels. Weren't y'all just fighting for this same thing 10 years ago.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Highland Park. 1 Wild Place - Pittsburgh Zoo. Caller is an employee and said they need some help kicking out a group in the monkey building for distressing the animals.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@pgh_scanner Tweet of the year.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

Is she attractive enough for you to be dealing with this insanity? No.
Fucking leave.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

No, Olivia, it's actually a great idea.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@sircalebhammer He was immediately so confused by the hoagie rolls.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@saras76

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@Theholisticpsyc TO DIE

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@tylerwinterbor1 @WPXI Only slightly retarded take.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

I think schizophrenics are just unwilling or unrealized parts of a hive mind.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

The Babylon Bee nailed it with this, Leftist’s call Republicans a Derogatory Word which actually describes them.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

Yeah my dude I'm drinking it

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@ChisomJuan89694 The pleasant smile after *I wish I would have borrowed money"

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@emmitonair Big daddy Kane.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@BR_OpenIce Shane Doan getting the shaft.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

Life: ride this mother fucker until the wheels fall off

Also life:

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

@LibertyCappy Quick vaccinate the sand and it'll harden.

[Robert Terwilliger @ExcessFatigue]

E-girls are ruining my life.