Dept Of Exciting EU

Department of Exciting the EU..if you are not excited by us then you must be dead..

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

I'm pleased to see that since we voted to #brexit we've got our good old pea-souper fogs back - Hurrah!

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Why #Brexit should be sorted out by MPs and Judges

#BrexitJudgement

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

I am pleased to hear on @BBCr4today that a free trade deal with the USA will finally give us access to bleached chicken meat #Brexit

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Supreme Court has spoken. Now Parliament must deliver will of the people – we will trigger A50 by end of March. Forward we go!

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Dear Media, @realDonaldTrump is awake and tweeting, you will have stories to write up in the next few minutes

[Trineesh Biswas @TrineeshB]

This is actually a sign of progress for European integration: previous generations of US policymakers didn't know which number to call. https://t.co/05tCeJC1j2

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Now that #JohnLewis has come out against #Trump should we campaign for #Sainsburys and #Tesco to follow suit?

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

It’s terrific to see that so many millions of you turned up for my inauguration! Have Fun!

#TrumpInauguration @realDonaldTrump

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Interesting thread here about how fake news gets disseminated VIA @MitchBenn https://t.co/LYXo29uNX8

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

This is what happens when your interview notes come in Russian and you have to use Google Translate #TrumpInterview

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

#Brexit doesn't seem so bad when you consider how lucky we are not to be American

[Dept Of Exciting EU @ExcitingBrexit]

Great Boris tan https://t.co/xb2WUh29Au

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Hi folks, here's my reaction to the Prime Minister's fantastic speech on Brexit

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

He gave his life for us.

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

It's nearly 10 years since we had a Lab Gov and soon we'll leave the EU and have less immigrants - who will @KTHopkins have left to blame?

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

What happens if you translate a @realDonaldTrump into Russian then back again?

They make about as much sense ...

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Trumpton Times : What does "Brexit means Brexit" actually mean?

Mayor : "Brexit"

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

It is time for us to put aside our differences and get on with building a Great Trumpton. I just wish you bloody remainers would be quiet

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Let's face it, when it comes to "calamatous acts of self harm" the UK is fast becoming an expert

#brexit #TheresaMay

[Dept Of Exciting EU @ExcitingBrexit]

Sausage in the bumper run along Oxford St to come in 2017 https://t.co/zokm34CC1J

[King Kelv #FBPE @KelvyKelv]

@KTHopkins Let's not forget to add 1 Apology to a Muslim Family that you said your would NEVER give, to your flip chart.