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[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I was so happy last night that I asked Pastor Dorcas for another child. She refused - Rigathi

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[Ndî Mùkîrînyaga @Joshtety]

Hakuna gari inaingia polling station. NEVER FORGET THIS. A very important lesson from Kalou

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Fundi wa siasa alishindwa Jana na over 30k votes.

He’s here consoling his soul

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Once s3x isn’t your main priority as a man you become a BEAST

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Generational wealth haitafutwi na roho safi kama hiyo yako

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Ndio napatana na hii sai..Yani vijana wa Ol'Kalou walikua hadi Wana gaslight wazazi ati kasongo Ako illuminati 🤭😆😆 Wantam is inevitable 😂😂

[The Truthful Men @Dollar__SM]

My hatewatch at the World Cup may have not been successful but hatewatching UDA in Ol Kalou 🚨

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

We have literally become a KES 1000/day usage economy 🥲🥲🥲

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Hii mikora wanaeza kill mbunge wa stronghold yao ndio wafanye by election ingine kutuonyesha wako na ground. 😭😂

[Totty @joellytottila]

Mama Wailer alisema "Ebu shikilia huyu kidogo nikatoe manguo kwa kamba".... hivyo ndio nilibaki nikishikilia adi sahii

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[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

You see that script the government used in Olkalou is what worked in other by elections where UDA won. I was in Malava and I withessed. The difference is the electorate.

Kikuyus are very difficult to deal with when it comes to their own interests ! The plain clothed police goons were sent there to suppress voters but the moment information spread they are there,it triggered massive turn out in the polling stations.

[Subie queen @queen_subie]

Can a Judge believe my gun was stolen almost a year ago and was used for several robberies and I neither knew of either? Curious.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

JUST IN: Ebola-exposed patients quarantined in Kenya! 🚨

​According to Samaritan’s Purse CEO Franklin Graham, 7 US aid workers are locked down in Laikipia after the US blocked them from flying home.

​Let this sink in: The US bans them, but our government quietly opens our borders to host the risk while we sleep.

​Once again, when there’s chaos, this regime does the unthinkable behind our backs, while they sleep safely in secure homes.

​They tell you they care? Absolute lies.

This government has failed us and must go in 2027! 🗣
​Source- ntvkenya

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

😂😂😂 Does Oscar Sudi teach you history? Moi had a Kikuyu VP throughout his presidency. He left power to a Kikuyu. 😂

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

"Loot all is a political genius, he has never lost an election"

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“Nataka gas na mattresses yangu from Ol Kalou”