Joshua Lance

Wannabe Actor

[Joshua Lance @ExemplifyJL]

Two aliens are talking in outer space, looking down on Earth.

"It seems the inhabitants of Earth have created nuclear technology and missiles."

"Are they showing signs of intelligence?" Asks the other

"I don't think so. They seem to be aiming at themselves."

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[IGN @IGN]

A new trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day just dropped, with a much deeper look at the film, coming to theaters July 31.

[Joshua Lance @ExemplifyJL]

@georgecursor

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

This is pretty brilliant

Charisa Bossinakis

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison.

The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets.

In theaters on October 9.

[Joshua Lance @ExemplifyJL]

@Filmfanatics__ Ten million is nowhere near a low budget in horror.

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

David Robert Mitchell’s ‘THEY FOLLOW’ is set to begin filming next month. 🎬

Starring Maika Monroe.

[Hyperion @Ortgeist]

Mcdonalds at A&S Plaza, New York City, 1989

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[Joshua Lance @ExemplifyJL]

@spqr_sulla

[Howie Dewin Groyper @MyPepeAccount]

Zoomers talk to themselves like this 24/7 because streamer culture has mindraped them into believing there's an ever-present "chat" for them to dump their every thought into

[A24 @A24]

Witness television history. PRIMETIME, a new film by Lance Oppenheim, starring Robert Pattinson. In theaters this Fall.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[NASA @NASA]

We're building a Moon Base!

@NASAMoonBase will serve as a habitat where astronauts live and work during long-term science missions.

Join us at 2pm ET on Tuesday, May 26, for a live news event where we’ll share updates on our lunar exploration plans: https://t.co/IJXA7xYwju

[Joshua Lance @ExemplifyJL]

@stelikira That’s cool I love it but I just think it’s kind of silly to call people smug who don’t think it’s the best modern horror movie

[NEON @neonrated]

You are made of stardust. Experience Nicolas Winding Refn’s HER PRIVATE HELL exclusively in theaters July 24.

Starring Sophie Thatcher, Charles Melton, Kristine Froseth, Havana Rose Liu and Diego Calva.

[Joshua Lance @ExemplifyJL]

@ShamsCharania @SIaytype

[Joshua Lance @ExemplifyJL]

@Akademiks

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Stanley Kubrick explains the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey in a rare phone call.