Exeter News

Giving you the lowdown on all the shit that's going down in Exeter Town

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Yay! Deal or no deal! My favourite programme ever!

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Exeter has been voted 10th HAPPIEST place to live in the UK. Most of us are on Prozac, however.....

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BREAKING NEWS: @OfficialGlitter announces his first leg of his tour kicks off in Exeter next Saturday.

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The Dean of Exeter has called for all the scraggy little cunts who are camping outside the Cathedral to cock off. Work-shy peasants!

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Since shoplifting is high on the agenda today, what's your favourite item to steal?

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“@LiamTancock: Just off for a #Swim Anyone been or going for a swim today? :-)” No Liam, we hate swimming. It's so boring.

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Just off for a #Swim Anyone been or going for a swim today? :-)

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Isn't the River Exe a colourful fusion of sludgy brown today!? Just like Willy Wonka's chocolate river! Go on, have a taste!

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The shop fit is underway and we're on countdown to February #exciting

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URGENT update: Buses in Exeter have been cancelled due to high winds. Just hop on one of the many wheelie bins zooming down Sidwell St!

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@SaksExeter AHA! SEAN! YES!

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@SaksExeter It's been a long day. I will need a much larger clue!

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Ignore @BBCSpotlight about the Bluetooth Princesshay CONSPIRACY. Ever seen Sandra Bullock in 'The Net'? THAT'S what I'm talking about...

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If you are in Princesshay and you have a smartphone, make sure you're prepared to have your identity completely STRIPPED from you.

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ANNNNND, let's not forget, turn your bluetooth on in Princesshay and your every move will be tracked. Your bank details AREN'T safe however.

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Well, I say nothing but with the bad weather I can confirm that a few chairs blew over outside La Tasca.....

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Happy 2012! Sorry for the lack of tweeting but NOTHING has happened in Exeter over the Christmas holidays. NOTHING.

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Justin Bieber is a cunt. Everyone hates him. Talentless little prick. Complete wanker. Total bellend.

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It snowed for about 29 seconds in the City today. Just the sort of behaviour I'd expect from this City. Lazy.