Adam Warshaw

the details of my life are quite inconsequential

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@TheVinScully So wonderful to hear your voice Mr. Scully. I spent 40 years enjoying your call of the game and it is just not the same w/o you. Your call that I remember the most was Gibson's HR in 1988. Thanks also for signing my booklet.

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@ChrisMurphyCT @JuddApatow McConnell can shove the rest of his head up his ass to join his chin.

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@RawStory @JuddApatow Trump lies. Hold the presses, we’re redoing the headline. Wake me when he is indicted.

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@RashidaTlaib @freep You’re right and your comment last night was spot on. Don’t listen to the wusses and filter yourself into another mealy-mouthed pol. Keep it up and impeach that motherfucker!

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@KeithOlbermann @pedrogomezESPN @Angels @SportsCenter And that thudding sound was every slabbed Ohtani RC being dropped simultaneously.

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@RobLowe And I just threw up a little in my mouth...

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@JohnCleese Cut the school budgets enough and no one will write good anymore.

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I have been accepted to the Burbank Comedy Festival for the fifth straight year. Now let’s see if I can make it a perfect 0-for-5 in best of the fest selections. @BurbankComFest

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@SarahKSilverman Now let’s not compare the Nazis to ICE. The Nazis had spiffier uniforms.

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@RepAdamSchiff Who said they were patriots? Craven whores is more like it.

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@Bourdain I would have appreciated it a lot more if he'd done Dick In A Box instead...

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He should apologize for not doing Dick In A Box...

Justin Timberlake Uses Prince In Super Bowl Halftime Show, Owes the Artist and His Fans an Apology https://t.co/XJK2Scd6sN via @YahooNews

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Watched Scaramucci on Maher tonight. What a greasy douchebag.

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These assholes can mess with a lot of things but DO NOT fuck with my pot. https://t.co/iqt3t9YuHJ

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@KeithOlbermann Even a busted clock is right twice a day. He’s still an asshat though.

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@SenFranken Hang in Al. Demos are too willing to fall on their swords. Until the sexist in chief resigns you stay put. Besides the alleged victim does not want you to quit. We support you!

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@SenKamalaHarris Disagree. Demos are too willing to fall on their swords. Until the pig in chief resigns Al should stay put. Besides the alleged victim does not want him to quit; it is wrong to be more outraged than the victim.

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@RepAdamSchiff Because he is a douche. Look it up and you’ll see his picture.

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@peteholmes Poisoning burning or stabbing. All equally terrifying.

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My wife treats me like a god: I am responsible for everything and anything that goes wrong is my fault.