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Good things take time. ✨
Har Har Mahadev. 🕉️
Jai Parshuram.

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I know no one cares but I SURVIVED.

Countless moments of misery but I am still breathing....

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Dear @JioCare jb 5G network dena nhi hai toh unlimited wala recharge kyu karvaate ho??
It's been 3-4 months that there is no 5G network in my area. Literally, need to switch to some other network.

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हद होती है हर चाहत की ।

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@Amtthakur I did not like it. So predictable.

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@asurapravitti That janaeyu 🔥🔥

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What a pathetic decision !
Ola, uber and rapido has actually generated employment and made our lives easy.

Khud toh jobs deni nhi hai. Any BJP supporter here wanna explain this masterstroke ??

[The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️) @Indian_Analyzer]

🚨 HUGE! Maharashtra Government bans bike taxi services of Ola, Uber & Rapido 🤯

— Cyber Crime Department has been directed to register cases against the companies

Govt rationale: "App-based bike taxis do not follow SAFETY regulations, posing serious threat to public safety.

They are also adversely affecting the livelihood of licensed auto-rickshaw and taxi drivers."

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Life should delete the option of feeling sleepy during the day. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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I don't understand the obsession of Hollywood actors with pubes ( & armpit hair )
Bro, millions of people are going to watch you, at least trim your pubes before giving the shot. I remember in 50 shades, the makers deliberately added pubes in some scenes why ???

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Yeh kya draama hai iska.

[ANI @ANI]

Kolkata: Former West Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee says, "Permission was sought for Rabindra Jayanti celebrations at 3 places. It was denied. So, I decided to continue it here at my residence. They asked all decorators not to provide any help...I appeal to all like-minded parties to stop BJP."

(Pic: Mamata Banerjee social media)

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@namkeen_butter_ Nhi bro.
And house help ? 🤨🤨

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Subah uthne ke badh, 5 mins cuddle krne ke liye koi chahiye. 😭😭

Good Morning. 🙏

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This masterstroke non sense should stop.

Yeh saans b le le toh masterstroke ho jata hai.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

🚨 Suvendu Adhikari as CM is the MASTERSTROKE of PM Modi.

1. He is the only leader in India to have defeated the same sitting CM twice in two different constituencies.

2. 2008 Loksabha Delimition in West Bengal is actually little tough for BJP. Only Suvendu can unite Hindutva votes. He is Excellent Orator.

3. TMC had badly lost 2004 Loksabha & 2006 Assembly elections. Suvendu played a major role in Mamata's Nandigram movement that revived TMC.

4. He was in TMC earlier. So, he understands his opponents well and has deep knowledge of Bengal’s grassroots politics.

5. He is known for building the organization at the booth level and keeping party workers actively engaged.

[Voice Of Brahmins @VoiceOfBrahmins]

Jai Bhagwan Parshuram 🚩

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@DownfallEraa_ Aisa kuch nhi h😭

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If you have a decent govt job and are single, get ready to be humiliated with questions like "Shaadi kb kr rhe ho, Ek rishta main dikhau, Wo ladki bhi single hai,"

Aunty krni hogi shaadi toh kar lunga, aap kyu tension liye baithe ho.😭😭

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@Amtthakur 😭😭

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@DownfallEraa_ Ghar Wale Ghar se bahar nikaal denge😭

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@divinerock Nhi 😌

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Celebrating my beer belly !! 😌😌

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@namkeen_butter_ BPL card bna lo uska

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@sarthakbansal24 Have some water. 😌😌