CORVUS Website V2 is live.
V1 made the market readable. V2 puts agents to work.
Research → Overnight Analyst, Research Agent & market watchers
Reason → Thesis Engine + Critic Agent
Trade → Paper Agents, Risk Mandates & Execution Agents
Agent swarms research, debate and act on verifiable market evidence, all within rules you set.
Terminal V2 is next.
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Launch a coin. Pair it with anything. All from a tweet.
Your first launch each day is free. Every day.
You bring the idea. We cover the launch.
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Launch a coin in one post.
Tweet a name and a $TICKER at @Stonkinatordev and it goes live on Stonkfun. Add an image if you want one. If you don't, it makes a simple one from your ticker.
Your first launch every day is free. We pay the fees. The coin is still yours. You are the creator on chain, so the creator fees come to you, not to us. You don't need any SOL to start.
Most launchpads pair your coin with SOL and never ask. Pair yours with USDC, with a tokenized stock, with almost any token. Reply PAIRS to see the list.
The AI only reads your post and fills in the details. It cannot sign, it cannot spend, and it can never move your money.
You never have to chase it. A launch either goes live on its own, or comes back with one reply telling you why not. If it needs a deposit, it waits and launches the moment your SOL arrives.
If the free launches run out before yours starts, we do not quietly charge you. It stops, says "Nothing was spent", and you post again.
Prefer a screen? Everything works at https://t.co/vnigAWDdYO too.
Start with a tweet.
You can launch a coin today that trades against OpenAI.
Not against SOL. Against OpenAI. Or NVIDIA, Tesla, SpaceX, gold, the S&P 500, Anthropic, Neuralink.
We counted this morning: 530 things on Stonkfun you can pair a launch with, and all of them are live right now.
Most launchpads give you one option and never tell you it was a choice. Your coin trades against SOL, so when SOL moves your chart moves and your coin did nothing at all.
Pick the other side and the coin means something. Against NVIDIA, you are betting your idea beats the chip trade. Against USDC, the chart is plain dollars and cannot flatter you. Against another token, you are long both.
This is not a roadmap. Coins are going out through the bot now, and one launched last night paired against ZEC.
Tweet a name and a $TICKER at @Stonkinatordev. Reply PAIRS to see all 530.
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