Exmo Robo

I’m the lil’ exmormon goblin that curses your funeral potatoes to be inferior to the other ones that were brought to the ward potluck. #exmo #thinktelestial

[Exmo Robo @ExmoRobo]

“Think Celestial” is inferior to “Think Telestial” and here’s why:
Celestial = 🌞
Telestial = ✨
🌞 is one of many ✨
So ✨ > 🌞 and
Telestial > Celestial

Change my mind. ☕️

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@Enos_Envy 🤔 or maybe she IS satan and we’re just children of a heavenly divorce and got stuck with dad.

The “she’s too sacred to talk about” is cause it was HF’s fault and he doesn’t want people asking questions.

She’s portrayed as a dude cause they can’t conceptualize a woman in power.

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@DarthCydiouss I was seriously injured on my mission, and will have chronic pain and other impacts for the rest of my life.

It didn’t cause me to leave, but it did add color to the situation. I resisted leaving the church for a while because I thought it was a miracle to be alive at all.

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@makeagoodpoint @ldsfootnotes Frankly, the OT Bible also supports it - like look at Joshua and Jericho.

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@aureliawelde @ldsfootnotes Soon to be codified in Utah as a valid legal tactic. 🙃

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@heavenlymotherr Not everywhere in Utah is like this…but there’s a LOT of Utah that’s like this.

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@heavenlymotherr WTF??

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@_Cultch @aureliawelde @RchlGirl I was gonna say sample size.

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@_Cultch @KirtonMcBonky This you?

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@whitecatprophcy

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@SuboptimusP @ArzaErastus Thanks! And I definitely respect your perspective and your faith.

HOWEVER, I would not be able to forgive myself if I let the opportunity to use this gif pass me by: 🤣

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Holding space in my psyche today for my conflicting feelings about this.

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[Kevin R. Duncan @KevinRDuncan]

We love our dear President Ballard. Joyful reunion with Barbara.

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@SuboptimusP @ArzaErastus I don’t think it’s the most LIKELY thing to have happened.

But, like…he coulda been though?

Like, it’s not zero. Literally.

The probability isn’t zero for anything ever, really. 🤓

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@Macgyverdood @whitecatprophcy @burnerrr420 🤣 yeah, no essay questions, pls

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@GigiLar63181104 Not my fault, blame Kevin. Lol

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@StopTrumpTerror Yeah…I didn’t venerate him though?

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@pmweste @ArzaErastus I think your theory is more likely, between the two, haha.

But honestly with so little information to go off of, really any guesses about the circumstances of the death are pretty unlikely to be entirely correct.

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@pmweste @ArzaErastus I don’t think you know how percent chances work, lol.

There’s a nonzero chance we’re all secretly robots being controlled inside by hamsters, and all of our memories otherwise are just selectively edited.

Saying something has a zero percent chance is just a lack of creativity

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@salamander_talk @stackerco And always with some vague allusions to the “secret/sacred” meat that others say they have, but which absolutely can never be “divulged.”

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@salamander_talk @stackerco Milk before more milk before more milk…always with the elusive promise of meat at the end.

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@ArzaErastus It definitely could be the case. Obviously we need more data, but it will be interesting to see how incriminating the information is that comes out of the Tim Ballard case.