David, but casually

Comedian & Writer for "Frajer" and “Sailor Man”. Former Senior VP of Vox Media. Notoriously Pro-Mustard.

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

Nobody talk to me. I just learnt that they discontinued my favorite asbestos scented cologne

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

I hope Christopher Nolan respects the source material

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

as if this will make us ignore ronald being in the epstein files https://t.co/aJ6Az1tev7

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

excited for alamo drafthouse’s special menu for Melania

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

i love doing stuff

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

feeling like marty supreme in the sense i too want to go to japan

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

the mythbusters went to epsteins island for work not pleasure

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

no one in this heavy metal bar seems to appreciate my frasier sweater

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

For those asking, yes, new Mets reliever Richard Lovelady has requested to go by his nickname Dicky. So it will be Dicky Lovelady from here on out.

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

@rachelprobably please do not insult plutotv. the working man's streaming app

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

@hannahjonescool went through the same thing recently. a few i liked for inspiration are:
party down,
Scrubs,
and everyone says this one but Cheers

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

be vewy vewy quiet…

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

“love is blind” but it’s others senses are heightened. love can smell better than a pregnant wolverine

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

about to watch nosferatu and im scared the phrase “let’s go-sferaru” will leave my lips during the movie

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

@justbrizigs reminds me of the time i submitted such a bad application to be their SVP that they closed the position

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

excited for my annual nyc marathon tradition. setting vietcong style spike traps

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

kids night at NYCFC game. child labor is allowed!

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

i lost $20

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

at a surprise proposal party. it’s very cool but the father of the bride(?) is taking bets on her response

[David, but casually @ExodiacKiller]

at a surprise proposal party. it’s very cool but the father of the bride(?) is taking bets on her response