Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers

Fem solar warlock. Exo. Drinks a lot.
RP account (mostly in-world shitposting)

Guardians write their own stories

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

"A new face at the farm is rare. How'd you even find these coordinates? I thought they took this place off the maps."

✦ Exo Warlock
✦ Solar
✦ New to the RP stuff
✦ NSFW ok?
✦ No minors

#DestinyRP

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@Arclectrician @SPARKSHOTHUNTER //Guardians have always made our own fate, now it's time to write our own stories. As much as I wish it wasn't.

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@SWORDSLAMMER I have found exactly ONE (1) castle and it was full of scorn

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@GengarGhast5430 bro took a wrong turn in the ascendant plane

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@SpecktraF92773 People gotta learn not to stand around the bottom of the tower it's super not safe.

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hey so i'm just now finding out we were supposed to be writing REPORTS about our patrols, how do I summarize ten years of shooting stuff quickly for zavala

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@SpecktraF92773 They won't let me back into the tower unless I stop drinking. Something about the "saftey of the lightless below" being "threatened" by "drunken dawnblade and nova bomb activations."

Look, it's not my fault the splash zone at the bottom of the tower isn't big enough.

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

so glad the vex keep putting atheon back in the vault of glass that motherfucker still won't give me a decent shotgun though

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//oh shit hello like twenty people how's it going uhhhhh

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@StarCrackerExo "See? Told ya. They're great snacks. And they don't even take up space in your ship!"

She materializes a grenade of her own, shoving it into her helmet without removing it.

"And you can eat them through your helmet. It's very convenient."

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

hunters and titans will never truly understand the sublime joy of munching on a healing grenade

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@StarCrackerExo She shrugs.

"I dunno. Never had to eat someone else's grenades, I can make my own y'know? Void ones are grape flavored but I'm... less confident in the safety of handing you one of those."

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@StarCrackerExo "They're orange flavored. And healing."

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@StarCrackerExo "Never in my life have I thought to take a picture of a grenade before eating it." She replies, audibly smirking behind her helmet.

"I'll do you one better-" She continues, snapping her fingers and materializing a healing grenade in her palm. "Just eat one of mine."

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@SpartanDukeM update: found one of his journals.

he was always like this

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

i gotta stop going to europa bro there's a bigass fuckin head under the ice what the fuck

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@SpartanDukeM I have to wonder if he was always like this or if he got weird with isolation

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@VeilTheExo They are delicious and only very rarely explode unintentionally.

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@StarCrackerExo I can guarantee you that if you get six warlocks in a room all six of them will have eaten at least one grenade before you finish asking them about this

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@StarCrackerExo See? This is what I mean. They just can't relate to the universal warlock experience of eating fourteen grenades in one sitting.

[Artemis-2, Drinker of Beers @ExomindArtemis]

@StarCrackerExo he's been screaming about "godlike judgement" for like ten minutes, I can hear it from down the hall