Exon News

Nationwide, Momently news coverage in the United Metropoles of Cardinia.

Account run by J. Thegungan.

(This account does not cover events in human reality)

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6/17/21:

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5/5/21:
SUPREME LEADER FARMATO'S APPROVAL RATING DROPS TO 46%
Following the recent controversy caused by the relocation of Catlanders from their homes to make space for a mining project, SL Farmato lost 29 approval points, mainly from disaffected Catherine Wars.

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5/2/21:
POPULATION EVENING OUT BETWEEN METROPOLES
Due to recent domestic migrations, each of the 5 most populous Metropoles make up between about 13% and 16% of the total UMC population. NUC is the largest with 16.02% and Philboville is the smallest with 12.89%.

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Sen. Bire assured a crowd in Petropolis today that the relocations were contributing to the prosperity of the UMC by allowing for valuable resources to be extracted. SL Farmato echoed this sentiment and mandated that the Senatorial Transport be used for temporary housing.

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5/1/21:
FARMATO, BIRE REQUEST PATIENCE AMID PUBLIC OUTCRY
Supreme Leader Farmato (L) and Sen. Wire Bire (C-P1) are facing heavy backlash for the relocation of Catland citizens to cramped conditions in 1st Petropolis, which many are considering a human rights crisis.

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5/1/21:
BREAKING: TERRORIST DRIVES VEHICLE INTO RELOCATED CITIZENS
A terrorist affiliated with the Cult of Persons drove a car into the crowd of relocatees from Catland being housed in the P1 CLS, injuring several. The Cult of Persons leader, who is unnamed, gave no comment.

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5/1/21:
BREAKING: MINING IN CATLAND BEGINS
Citizens of Catland were relocated to the P1 communal living space to make room for the recently re-approved mining project in the region. Public outcry has arisen around the nation as footage shows citizens crammed tightly together.

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Once this vote was received, DoLaRM voted unanimously to oust His Majesty, confirming the forced abdication by being a second Major Body unanimously consenting with the Senate. President Grome swiftly chose Slantomander, Philbomander's uncle, to take the throne.

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5/1/21:
BREAKING: DOLARM, SENATE OUST KING, HIGH COURT APPROVES TRANSMITTING OLD VOTE
In a 6-3 decision, the High Court has ruled in favor of the Senate over King Philbomander II, allowing a previously completed unanimous Senate vote to oust the King to be transmitted to DoLaRM.

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5/1/21:
11TH SENATE ELECTED, CRATOCRATS SEE MAJOR GAINS
Following the completion of the 11th Senatorial Elections, Cratocrats unseated Libracrats, Optics, and Independents throughout the UMC to pick up 5 seats. Sen. Wire Bire (C-P1) was acclaimed the Cratocratic Senate Leader.

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How do you feel about Elias Farmato's performance as Supreme Leader so far?

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Arcomander II's 14th Amendment would guarantee the right for all members of the Senate to participate in all proceedings, which would prevent removal for behavioral infractions.

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4/29/21:
TWO NEW AMENDMENTS PROPOSED
Following the recent chaos that ensued in the Senate after His Majesty King Philbomander II vetoed the Senate's resolution to permit mining in Catland, SL Farmato and RE Arcomander II have respectively proposed the 13th and 14th Amendments.

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Farmato's 13th Amendment would establish a new DoLaRM identical to the recently abolished one except that its 4 members would be appointed by the Supreme Leader and confirmed by the Senate. It would also be a Major Body with equivalent status to the other 4.

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4/28/21:
BREAKING: SEN. BIRE EMBARRASSES HIMSELF
In a tweet late on National Philbo Remembrance Day, Sen. Wire Bire (Cr-P1) made a fool of himself by calling the national hero "Philo."

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@WireBire Didn't see you tweet about Philbo...

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4/27/21:
According to an NUC Poll performed by Exon News, Supreme Leader Farmato currently enjoys a 75% approval rating. Analysts believe his broad support is due to the reestablishment of the carc, the conquest of Fascosia, and a lack of any controversial decisions.

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How do you view Elias Farmato's performance as Supreme Leader so far?

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4/25/21:
BREAKING: 13TH AMENDMENT FAILS IN HIGH COURT
In attempt to remove His Majesty King Philbomander II, activists introduced the 13th Amendment to allow for Konjaclub members to be removed by the President, regardless of heritage. It narrowly failed 6-3 in the High Court.

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These Senators are hoping that Konjaclub might vote to hand the throne to a regent until His Majesty comes of age. Meanwhile, several Senators booted from proceedings have sued the Senate, requesting that they be brought back for a new vote.

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4/25/21:
BREAKING: SENATORIAL CHAOS ENSUES
By manipulating Senate rules, a majority caucus consisting of Libracrats and independents has secured a unanimity vote to remove King Philbomander II from office. The Senate is waiting to send the vote to any other Major Body.