𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ

Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ HONOR !
Iᴛ’s ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɴɢ !
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[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ ʙᴏʙ-ᴏᴍʙ, ʙᴀʀᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ʙʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ,
ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴋᴀ-ʙᴏᴏᴍꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ! ❜

━━━ 《♥ & ↺ ?》 ━━━

┇#SMRP x #MVRP┇

↶ ᴿᴾ ᶦⁿᶠᵒ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ ↷⠀⠀⠀

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ I speak for what I am CLEARLY witnessing !

Now this has gone on long enough, Boo ! Either humble yourself with an apology, or get out of my sight ! ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ . . . Just by you ASKING if you have to apologize shows that you’re not genuine, Boo . . .

This is honestly rather pathetic to witness . . . Your behavior is comparable to a spoiled child ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Bah !

I don’t want some thoughtless apology with no soul behind it, /Boo/ !

If you truly want to reforge our friendship, then you’ll see fit to make it genuine ! ❜❜

Tapping his foot impatiently .

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Don’t act so baffled !

You can’t even bothered to apologize for how dreadful you were acting previously ! Let alone remember what you did ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Of course you did . . .

Which is why I simply cannot respect you as a friend anymore . You lack regality ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Hmph . . .

I haven’t forgotten about our last interaction, Boo . . . ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Greetings, subjects ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ . . ! ❜❜

A look of shock was frozen on the bomb’s face from the other’s sudden outburst .

But it was quickly replaced by one of anger as his entire body grew bright red .

❛❛ Why I NEVER— ! ! ❜❜

Cue a small shove to the other !

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Whatever is the matter with you, Boo ? !

I thought you were more civilized than this ! But here you are behaving so . . . bitterly !

Your attitude is disgracefu— ! ❜❜

The large bob-omb shouted at the other, getting increasingly more frustrated as he spoke .

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

. . . hand over at him .

❛❛ Now watch what you say or else I’ll take back that mustache I gave you ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Hmph ! Who cares about death ? Natural mustaches are stupid and useless you say ? !

I take great offense to that, Boo ! You spit on the legacy my grandfather when you say things like that ! ❜❜

The large Bob-omb shouted out angrily at the other, pointing a . . .

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[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ There could be things you’d prefer NOT to remember after all .

I am curious who was responsible for taking your life however . . .

AND if you were qualified to have a /natural/ mustache or not . . . ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Well . . . As long as I can uphold his legacy as a mustache connoisseur, his death isn’t in vain !

He still lives on in spirit . ❜❜

King Bob-omb responded with a few nods .

❛❛ Hmmm . Perhaps it’s for the better you don’t remember . ❜❜

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[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ . . . been rated so thoroughly !

Yes, you’ve should be been there to see it, Boo .

Though I was but a young child back then so I don’t remember much ! Ohoho !

I’m sure you don’t remember much of your childhood either, hm ? ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Ah, it’s quite alright . . .

He had a short fuse anyhow . He wasn’t going to be around for very long .

Although his impact cannot be understated . ❜❜

The large Bob-omb explained with a nod of his . . . entire body .

❛❛ Never before have mustaches . . . ❜❜

(+)

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ ( Sniffle, sniffle . . . )

He had a terribly /explosive/ accident a decade or so ago . . .

B - But anyhow, go out there and enjoy your new moustache . . ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

This elicited a chuckle from the large Bob-omb .

❛❛ Of /course/ I’m telling the truth ! After all, I’m the moustache connoisseur around here ! My opinion is above anyone else’s !

. . . Aside from the Grandfather’s, but he’s not with us anymore . . . ❜❜

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[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ . . . reflection .

In that case, you’ll just have to take my word for it ! You look
/marvelous/ ! ❜❜

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

❛❛ Alright, alright . . .

Mercy me ! It’s as if those hands of yours are just for show ! ❜❜

King Bob-omb took the mustache and carefully put it on the other’s face .

He then pulled out a mirror and—

❛❛ Oh . That’s right . . . You don’t have a . . . ❜❜

(+)

[𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘰𝘣-𝘰𝘮𝘣 | ʀᴇɢᴀʟ ʙᴏᴍʙ @ExpIosiveKing]

Once the explosion triggered, King Bob-omb would provide many cheers and claps in response .

❛❛ Ohoho ! Yes, yes ! Worthy of MUCH praise indeed !

Ah, if only I had ones such as
/you/ in my army . My soldiers are ticking time bombs . . .

Quite literally ! ❜❜