Donkey Kong

EXPAND DONG!!!!!

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

"This is the ultimate species."

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

//due to popular request I will be live tweeting when it comes in the mail.

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

//it’s here so LIVETWEET TIME

[scalefukr 🦋 @serpenzine]

@Iceblade202 pray

[Tylenol Terror: High Council Gentleman @Iceblade202]

TF DO I DO AGAINST DK AS JIGGLYPUFF

HE'S BIGGER, FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

Eyes would glow red as the evil would wake.

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

Teehee

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

"Did you know I can't be killed for some reason? It's funny. There's always some feminine voice saying it's physically impossible for me to die unless she calls for it."

The racer chuckles softly.

"I'll believe in Lady Luck this time, if that happens to be her."

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

@JoltHaymaker no

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

@JoltHaymaker

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

He sure is.

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

"I'm a powerbottom, thank you."

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

Teehee

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

"I'm not allowed to go hunting for anyone on the roster so long as we're in [Whatever Smash Space Area You Prefer To Call It], but outside of it?... That's a different story."

[Tylenol Terror: High Council Gentleman @Iceblade202]

Girl cute

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

@skywardcourage Eyes glow red.

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

@JoltHaymaker no mother fucker

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@JoltHaymaker He’s coming.

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

@JoltHaymaker

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

Delicious.

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

"Say what you want about Princess Peach, but she sure packs... A LOT."

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

Are the fuck off accounts dead so i can’t be crack anymore

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

What’s that is that @OfZebes

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

Overridden. DK's antics have grown far too old.

[Donkey Kong @ExpandThisDong]

You fool! Donkey Kong would then pull out the ‘No U’ trap card. This card neutralized Cap’s ability to leave his dimension.

[𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙣 @BlazingRacer]

Nah. He's got a pregnant fiancée to look after.

Falcon Bye-Bye!