Lauren

the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter, witch.

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

"nah it's my dog's birthday" I've been waiting to use that excuse all fuckin year

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

has someone put a curse on Alex Morgan bc what the heck is this

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

this #USWNT game rn....

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

how the fuck do you eat a croissant elegantly

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

every time i dogsit is just more validation that my dog is the best dog and the goodest girl

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

Morocco got so close so many times with no finish. edging (derogatory). #MoroccoVsFrance

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

@lenamking1 the pilot one was the only one i could think of and pilots are literally protesting bc they are tired!

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

@mmfdunlocked @cooIboobs https://t.co/eJZoLWn6RY
in Germany these are called "deep plates" and looks like in Sweden too

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

unsurprisingly whole foods fresh cookie section is absolute trash compared to Wegmans fresh cookie section

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

my whole body hurts especially my heart but #GoBills forever

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

my whole body hurts but #GoBills

[katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134]

every josh allen run is the spiritual embodiment of "call an ambulance. but not for me!!"

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

every meal should have a pickle course

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

BBC 1 RADIO

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

i have successfully motivated myself to go to the gym but promising myself that i can practice TikTok dances in the empty class room after my workout

[fran @galacticidiots]

Jane Austen’s works are timeless classics because she knew the real horrors in life are having to listen to men who think they’re better than you and receiving unannounced visitors.

[Lauren @ExpectoLauren]

is corn a fruit