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[BBXD @Experiment614]

i wish i was strong enough to be bulimic

[BBXD @Experiment614]

things that are worth the money:

astrology readings ✨

burner phone 📲

lottery tickets💰

a gram ❤️

[BBXD @Experiment614]

if I was president I would nuke france for fun

[BBXD @Experiment614]

med spa then the library -balance 🧘‍♀️

[BBXD @Experiment614]

Why are they playing post malone at the bmv

[BBXD @Experiment614]

When the gay you’ve been kiiing with starts asking you out because he is actually straight… top ten most terrifying moments

[BBXD @Experiment614]

if u have screen time problems just get an iphone x and drop it in water twenty times mine turns itself off if i try to watch a reel

[BBXD @Experiment614]

welfare should pay for tattoo removal

[BBXD @Experiment614]

i need to be the youngest person in the hair salon by at least 25 years

[BBXD @Experiment614]

does she not look latina

[Beatrix Vox @beatrixvox]

be Ashley St. Clair

she spent five years building a conservative brand, had a secret baby with the richest man alive, and ended up reading his texts on a leftist stream while he was running the Department of Government Efficiency

born in Florida 1998. raised in Colorado. Jewish

“church-first, meme-second” upbringing

become a campus conservative at 18
brand ambassador for Turning Point USA

part ways with TPUSA under unclear circumstances in 2019

land at The Babylon Bee. operations manager for conservative satire

2021. publish a children’s book called Elephants Are Not Birds

the book is about why boys cannot be girls

it sells well in churches and gun shows

have a son the same year with a chiropractor named Johnny

relationship ends. nobody outside conservative Twitter notices

1 million followers on X by 2024

the algorithm loves outrage. you speak its language fluently

2023. start seeing Elon Musk

September 2024. give birth to his son in secret

name him Romulus
he is Musk’s 13th child

February 14 2025. Valentine’s Day
announce the baby publicly on X

tag the richest man in the world as the father

Musk responds with a laughing emoji
calls it a “side quest”

tabloids detonate globally

Musk allegedly offers $15 million to stay silent
you don’t stay silent

he cuts your child support by 60% for “disobedience”

you sell your Tesla on Instagram in protest

file for full custody
describe the legal battle as “unplanned career suicide”

“a gap in my LinkedIn that can’t be legally explained”

start a podcast to avoid eviction

January 2026. accuse Grok of generating sexualised AI images of you
Grok is Musk’s own AI

remove your name from Elephants Are Not Birds

publicly apologise to trans people. specifically to Musk’s trans daughter Vivian

“I feel immense guilt for my role”
denounce the entire MAGA influencer machine

“it operates like a cult. there are multiple group chats with Trump administration officials”

May 2026. sit across from Hasan Piker. the most famous leftist streamer in America

show him Elon Musk’s private texts on live stream

Piker reads them out loud
you both laugh

she spent five years building a conservative brand, had a secret baby with the richest man alive, and ended up reading his texts on a leftist stream while he was running the Department of Government Efficiency

[BBXD @Experiment614]

my cat only likes to hang out at 4am

[BBXD @Experiment614]

ambitionless from a very young age 🤞

[BBXD @Experiment614]

cruel summer

[BBXD @Experiment614]

reddit advice be like “block ur family.”

[BBXD @Experiment614]

lindsay with knife
lindsay’s fuck you court nails
lindsay otw to court appointed morgue shift
lindsay with quran

[BBXD @Experiment614]

hey guys just so you know you ARENT paranoid and the government IS reading all of your text messages

[BBXD @Experiment614]

if you admit to selling out does it negate it

[BBXD @Experiment614]

walking 2 miles in the rain to buy my cat chicken #mother

[BBXD @Experiment614]

i had a nightmare that i was fucked up and accidentally let my friend give me an insane back piece