NO, IT'S NOT A CURSE. IT'S ESTROGEN, INFLAMMATION, AND NOODLES
You’re 32.
Your period is heavy like tithe payment.
Your stomach is hard like you swallowed a stone.
And they’ve told you, “It’s spiritual. Someone tied your womb.”
But let’s be honest.
• You’ve been eating chicken pumped with hormones.
• You’ve been frying with vegetable oil since NYSC.
• You haven’t seen real bitterleaf since Buhari’s first tenure.
• You drink juice like it’s water and still call zobo “local nonsense.”
But the minute your fibroid showed up on ultrasound, you blamed the village.
Let me be the one to offend you gently:
Fibroids thrive on excess estrogen.
Infertility can come from inflammation, gut imbalance, and blood sugar madness.
Womb issues are often food issues.
Yet they told you to bathe with seawater, do 3-day dry fast, and soak your underwear in anointing oil.
But nobody told you:
• Seed oils mess with your hormones
• Sugar feeds inflammation like fuel
• Constipation recycles estrogen back into your system
• Stress alone can block ovulation
• Bread is not breakfast, it’s bloating in a bag
They said “spiritual husband”
But your real husband is insulin resistance and fried plantain.
Let’s be real:
Yes, curses exist.
But so does your daily diet, and it’s louder than any shrine.
If you want to break the cycle, don’t just break a coconut at midnight.
Break up with:
– Junk
– Processed meats
– Overeating
– Under-resting
– And under-loving your womb
Because womb healing is not magic. It’s metabolism. It’s food. It’s function.
Don’t forget to reach out for a well-structured meal plan. Share and tag your sisters. Especially the ones blaming everything on water spirits.
No be everything your client ask you to do, you go do.
IF YOU GO TO COURT AND THE COURT GIVES YOU A HINT THAT YOUR APPLICATION IS FAULTY EVEN IF YOU FEEL YOU ARE RIGHT WITHDRAW THAT APPLICATION REAPPROACH IT AND RE FILE AGAIN
Supreme Court's fine was too harsh ₦50M costs suspension of right of audience, branding counsel "uncultured" and "not worthy to be called a legal practitioner" that is not proportionate correction, that is institutional messaging.
The Supreme Court just fined a lawyer ₦50M + suspended him for asking it to “rehear” its own final judgment.
Jokolo v. Kebbi Gov (SC/266/2017, 15 May 2026):
Asking SC to set aside its own ruling ≠ “review”.