Expert, Disciple of the Waddle

A gaming pundit who bikes, and knows things. Used to write and edit copy. Now I stream, wondering why I stopped. My inner child's thoughts here are their own 🐧

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

Tonight:

Cringing with Bramble.

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Game: Bramble: The Mountain King
https://t.co/md8aKeN759
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#Dimfrost #Bramble  
#PS5 #Platformer #BrambleTheMountainKing #Gaming #Twitch #YouTubeGaming #Stream #SupportSmallStreamers

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

@XTachyonD @Seaabastian Yeah, you absolutely sound like someone who thinks being obnoxious makes your points stronger.

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard #OnYourLeftist @UpToTASK]

Can’t do it in reverse? Gotchu bro. This was on the SAME GAWDAMN STATE OF PLAY. A sequel where a female character was replaced by a male. I ain’t heard SHIT from women nor you incels. Now come up with another excuse. Yall are pathetic.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

Must not react to rage bait tweets. Rage bait is the mind killer. The little death that brings on bad vibes.

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[🌸Xanoz @XanozIchimonji]

I miss when games came with an instruction booklet, a piece of cardboard advertising some shit you aren't going to buy, another piece of cardboard advertising a magazine, and sometimes even a poster.

We used to be a proper society.

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

@DannyWxo @BuzzingPop She was not clean. Not at any point in Season 3.

[GameRoll @GameRoll_]

The future of women in gaming is BRIGHT

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

These people actually exist and breathe the same air as us.

Somehow.

[ExplosiveDiarrhea @ExDiarrhea]

@SonySantaMonica @Dominos_UK You idiots turned God of War into a Disney Princess Movie. Another IP that has been ruined by man-hating female devs who cant get over being dumped for being fat 20 years ago. You deserve being dunked on.

[I Am Fallout @falloutplays]

lol imagine being at your mothers funeral and hoping she's finally found peace, when she's actually getting command throw'd into a mountain in ultra-hell

[Santa Monica Studio – God of War Laufey @SonySantaMonica]

@Dominos_UK ok thanks for the feedback, dominos pizza corporate account

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

@dmarie718_ @mr_tashiduncan Exactly. It’s crazy to me just how many people don’t understand what she meant by that.

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

@ariwarn @mr_tashiduncan @_DopeLolo She was NOT clean.

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

@mr_tashiduncan She was NOT sober. Why do people keep spreading this lie?

She just wasn’t on her drug of choice.

An addict still using weed, coke, and drinking is NOT sober.

She even says to Jules when asked that she’s “California sober”, and we ALL know what that means.

[🍋𝓩𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓷 ✂️ @ZeyonDevilX]

There’s fr grown ass niggas scared to play as a woman inna video game

[Peter @PeterP_1985]

Faye

​- A frost Giant, formally known as Laufey the Just
​- Stayed in Midgard as the "Last Guardian" to actively fight Odin and the Aesir gods
​- Brok and Sindri forged the Leviathan Axe specifically for her to counter Thor's hammer
- Actually ​fought Thor, a fight that shattered a valley and froze lightning in the sky
​- Nearly killed Kratos when they first met, a fight that ended in a stand still
- She orchestrated her family's entire journey before she died, including the events that led to Atreus realisation that he was Loki

BuT sHe ShOuLdN't Be ThE pRoTagOnIsT 🤦‍♂️

She already is a damn protagonist! Game looks fucking awesome!

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

Being anti-woke has got to be the most miserable hobby

Everything angers you and makes you seethe that you can’t enjoy a single piece of media.

We haven’t gone by a week without those people melting down, an insane level of sensitivity.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Honestly
the best thing about not being anti-DEI is that i get to play and enjoy both "woke" AND "non-woke" games because i'm not a whiny little baby ass bigot bitch

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

And yet:

Silence. Nothing.

I have little else to add as I’ve found the community’s reaction to this entire thing every shade of embarassing.

[IGN @IGN]

PlayStation's highly-anticipated State of Play event was flooded by demands for Destiny 3. During the opening of the show, PlayStation's official Twitch chat was almost completely dominated by cries for a new Destiny game. https://t.co/9Q8ZpVPQZI

[Expert, Disciple of the Waddle @ExpertPenguin]

@aangelfarts @vanessarenee24 @buteraswdym @mulhollandmiya Yeah, that doesn’t matter if you’re an opioid addict. You take the aspirin.

You don’t make an excuse to relapse and then bend yourself into pretzels trying to convince everyone and yourself that it isn’t exactly what it is.