BREAKING NEWS:
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select my App Store search engine and download the Coca-Cola App Catalogue to get the Disney+ app to load up on MickeyCoins to purchase the latest Star Wars game. (3/3)
and Siri voice (the EU mandated an open market for Siri voices in the amended 2026 Digital Markets Act). I go to the App Store, dismiss the cookie warning (2/3)
It’s 2027.
I set up my new iPhone. I insert my EU mandated replaceable compostable battery. I choose my default browser, phone dialer, Lock Screen, health app, NFC payment app (1/3)
This is my tenth Christmas in Apple retail and it is BY FAR the absolute worst one I’ve ever experienced. This entire holiday season can go suck a dick.
Audiotest for connectivity issues on AirPods Pro is the next worst choice dev’s made…..
“Do the issue persist without the AirPods”
NOOOOOO OFCOURSE NOT FUCKING FOOL
Today we stared wearing red….
It’s always funny to see your colleagues arriving in the wrong color and go onto the floor wearing their black jacket zipped to the top……
Customer: Yeah, I’ve had iPhones for years since the first one. I’ll never switch!
iPhone setup screen: Enter your Apple ID
Customer: So what do I do here?
Me:
Without further ado, here is this years Pay Transparency Survey.
Reminder: this data goes public immediately. Do not put anything in here that you don’t want everyone to see.
https://t.co/0UKpRsfLDm