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Who still remember them all?
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BREAKING NEWS:
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@AppleDemoYT You collected so many gems

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Today a customer cheered for me that I quote; “worked my way up from the Foxconn factory to the Apple Store”… 🥲

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Rumor has it that corporate AGAIN got a really generous Christmas gift this year…

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select my App Store search engine and download the Coca-Cola App Catalogue to get the Disney+ app to load up on MickeyCoins to purchase the latest Star Wars game. (3/3)

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and Siri voice (the EU mandated an open market for Siri voices in the amended 2026 Digital Markets Act). I go to the App Store, dismiss the cookie warning (2/3)

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It’s 2027.
I set up my new iPhone. I insert my EU mandated replaceable compostable battery. I choose my default browser, phone dialer, Lock Screen, health app, NFC payment app (1/3)

[BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS. @genionymous]

This is my tenth Christmas in Apple retail and it is BY FAR the absolute worst one I’ve ever experienced. This entire holiday season can go suck a dick.

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@BrianAppleGuy Mine is stilling a sealed box….

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Audiotest for connectivity issues on AirPods Pro is the next worst choice dev’s made…..

“Do the issue persist without the AirPods”

NOOOOOO OFCOURSE NOT FUCKING FOOL

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@life_enricher @PulledToQueue @applejuice1984 @DepotGenius Negative it does….

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Every iPhone 15 pro and pro max back glass opens like this…

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Today we stared wearing red….

It’s always funny to see your colleagues arriving in the wrong color and go onto the floor wearing their black jacket zipped to the top……

[steeve_mobs @MobsSteeve]

Profile display transfers are seriously the stupidest repair procedures EVER implemented on iPhones !

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Customer: Yeah, I’ve had iPhones for years since the first one. I’ll never switch!

iPhone setup screen: Enter your Apple ID

Customer: So what do I do here?

Me:

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Thanks to @FRSwoes
PEOPLE FILL THIS IN!

https://t.co/xWhDbhnhvO

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Without further ado, here is this years Pay Transparency Survey.

Reminder: this data goes public immediately. Do not put anything in here that you don’t want everyone to see.

https://t.co/0UKpRsfLDm

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@DepotGenius @LindaLominger “It’s amazing that only Apple didn’t lay off people”