Mark Beef

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Explain it to me like I'm 5,000 years old

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@theblaze Why do they need to admit new states and pack the supreme court to give me healthcare?

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@ryangrim @1ShaynaMaidel Lmao

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They're claiming my ideas and methods have become so unsound that they've cleaned up Captain Willard and hauled his ass out of Saigon hotel, threw him on a Navy patrol boat and sent him up river to terminate my command with extreme prejudice

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@ChristianHeiens What's the market volume? If it's a couple million that isn't a signal of anything

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I've never gone through a single developmental stage

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@LowresWB Zaid is fairly judgemental for a complete loser

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@FischerKing64 I'd feel claustrophobic and don't like heights

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@its_The_Dr He looks like a Frank Oz creation. In-between songs he drops a vague but helpful riddle with the secret to navigating the labyrinth

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@JayCaruso I knew it was serious when the F-bombs came out

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@MatthewColdj @orange_peelbeef Easy for you to say. You weren't married to him

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@MatthewColdj @orange_peelbeef She was only a nag because Artie was a fuck up

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@NigBaby69 Is the goal to force all the patrons to reconsider their position on scissoring? Not going to happen. XX-XY should probably focus on HS and college. It's kind of a weak concept to build a clothing brand around anyway.

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@NigBaby69 Yeah, soccer is a double whammy. Like I'm not really sure what XX-XY brand is trying to accomplish in this specific instance. Wearing those shirts to a professional women's soccer game is like hanging out in a dyke bar wearing shirts that say like "pussy is meant for penises!"

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@NigBaby69 I would take my girls only as a cautionary tale in case they were obsessed with the idea of becoming a professional athlete

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@Riley_Gaines_ Why are you expecting normal well-adjusted people to be the audience for professional women's sports?

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@MobstersDaily Artie's wife

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@DaveBroadie Grunge was pretty much dead by the time this came out. It was the beginning of post-grunge rock pop.

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@disclosetv They should build a mosque there