Bottom goes to the proctologist. Says his ass aches. Says it feels all alone and unsatisfied. Proctologist says: “Treatment is simple. Great top pegliacci is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up.” Bottom bursts into tears. Says: “Butt doctor!”
@waywoodceo Also back in 2018 a fic called “A Breach Of Trust” garnered controversy for being “too grim” (it was THE FIC of the fandom) and it developed into a doxxing situation. It had an incredible webcomic too by Sandflakes. Anyways the controversy has a fanlore wiki page dedicated to it
*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not
*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not
*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not