Peter Explains The Joke

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@TheWaterChewer Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically the city of Istanbul used to be know as Constantinople, but the name was changed after the conquests of the Ottoman Empire in 1453 AD.

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@QuackityHQ Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically vibe rater sounds like the word vibrator. This is a reference to the vibrators that are used as sex toys. Peter out.

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@grandayy Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically Xi Jinpig (the dictator of the PRC) looks like Winnie the Pooh, and banned images of Winnie the Pooh in China due to him being too insecure.

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@CallMeCarsonYT Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically this joke refers to the fact that the only thing you see when you log onto fortnite is a black hole. This is due to the fact that Epic Games decided to hold an event to either change fortnite or just shut it down.

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@goodbeanalt Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically when a pregnant mother drinks or smokes her child suffers from the negative effects too, so the baby is drinking and smoking to show this. Peter out.

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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically the joke is that there is no photograph.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

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@KEEMSTAR @DolanDark Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically you need to be 13 years old to use Twitter and @DolanDark said he was 12 for satirical reasons, despite being older than 12, so he was banned because Twitter didn't know he was joking.

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@grandayy @theodd1sout Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically if you don't have a girlfriend you can't be cheated on by your girlfriend. Peter out.

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@BruhMoments__ Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically Donald Trump said they nobody could beat America, but actually the Vietnamese have beaten America.

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@CallMeCarsonYT Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically Carson here has photoshopped in a picture of an anime (a Japanese animation style) girl next to him and is asking if she is real. However, this is ironic since he knows she isn't real.

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@brookehouts Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the situation. So basically @brookehouts is a piece of shit human being who beats her dogs.

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@NoobFaceBaby @KEEMSTAR ehehehehehehe No problem, @NoobFaceBaby

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@BruhMoments__ Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically Bencil Sharpenero and AOC do not like each other so them doing the secks is a bruh moment.

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@omfuze Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically when omfuze loads up a new Minecraft world he punches trees for wood because he doesn't have any tools.

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@realDonaldTrump Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically Donald Trump used puns to describe A$AP Rocky's return to the United States. This can be seen when Trump says that it has been a "Rocky Week", and when he says "get home ASAP A$AP!".

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@BruhMoments__ Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically Family Guy is the best show of all time.

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@BruhMoments__ Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. So basically Joe Biden wants to you to support him in the 30330 US election.