ExplodingPossum

Knower of stuff, fixer of things

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@Jackalope_121 Oh hell
And that exit is no fun to start with

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@steveolivas

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@steveolivas Just remember to replace the batteries and wind the clock

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@steveolivas Pppffftt
I take over a dozen pills twice a day
And a weekly injection
What’re you up to? 5 for the day?
Ya kid

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

I officially lost my anchor that I had hoped would help me through all this 😔
I’m going to take some time
I have a lot to process on my own

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@MarciBaun 🤪 Kid encouraged me to buy it
She wants to have a weird and fun Halloween this year
Last year I wore my blow up Dino costume and managed to scare 70% of the kids

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

😱🙃
Road kill

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@sometimesamedic 🙃 Laying in the street
While the kid hands out candy

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@judydp 😂😂
The poor pup even sniffed and was like
Nope

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@DrywallAnchor 8
Cuz kinky 😈

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@steveolivas 🤔 I need more data on my end
But it’s better so far

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@steveolivas Wait?!?! Y’all have been under 90??
*pulls up chair*
Describe that in slow detail please 🥺

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@steveolivas Progress 😎
Now let’s make sure there’s no wall critters too

[Virginia O’Possum @VirginiaOPossum]

spooky scary opossums

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@judydp Complete with a tire track across the stomach 😂
I’ll have her snap a photo for you

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

😂😂
Kid wanted a mothman costume for Halloween
And insisted I get a possum onesie 😱

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@DrywallAnchor Kid has high hopes of having trick or treaters this year
The neighbors decorated, so it’s likely

I’ll have to grab a photo of her red costume when it gets here

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@clydebestsboots 😂😂 Once they pass out you can grab the tail (gloved for Saftey) and just walk them away
I’ve yet to scare one into playing dead