ExplodingPossum

Knower of stuff, fixer of things

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@steveolivas Hey! I caught one

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@Spottyroo 🤔 Lemme know if you find one of these 😂
Symbolizes my car perfectly

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@MastersRex Expert level fishing rod 😎
You stab them directly

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@FrankBr05713205 Mine does Bullard balls
Cuz American diet

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@cowincrisis Humans suck
Thats why I’m a possum 😎

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Went to the local smokes shop, but found it's a boutique now.

Clothes, but no cigars.

[cow @cowincrisis]

saw you drive past the field and not wave at us. i’ll remember this.

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@BobGolen You need to visit the shop between the two?

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@sometimesamedic @CowsnRedbirds 😂😂
I drove the parts guy nuts
66 AMC Rambler 4 Door American
*looks it up*
Thats not a real car, give me the VIN
*looks it up*
Your VIN is one number short or the car doesn’t exist
*shows him the car outside*
😂😂

[ExplodingPossum @ExplodingPossum]

@judydp Oooooo 😋❤️
Enjoy the concert tomorrow
And the company if you have to 🤪

[Jon Esparza @JonsCrazyTweets]

So excited to share these with you all! If you’re heading to #HeroesCon next weekend, be sure to stop by the @teamculdesac Art Auction on Friday, June 12 and drop some bids on the pieces I donated! Not prints, mind you, but the actual, honest-to-God original art! :D

[John Kovaleski Cartoonist @johnkovaleski]

Please share - and if you like this, there’s more at https://t.co/1XvsgjF1gU #daddydazecomic @comicskingdom #parenting #kids

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@TSmith1867 Yeah… neighbors ford van doors stopped working. Busted the plastic “ball ends” on the actuator rods. Found a replacement kit for every door, in aluminum, for like $20
Doing his van one broken door at a time

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@TSmith1867 Mmmmmm
It’ll help with some of the light scratches, but doesn’t actually remove them 😕
Now on the plastic parts, it can work wonders

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😂 First day on the new job, I see the driver for the underground crew I had in December. He lit right up, gave me a big hug
Then asked about the other guy I usually worked with 😂😂
They do miss us

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@BobGolen 🤔 I think the wheel got all of it

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@judydp I need to trim the winter die off out the bush this weekend, then I’ll send a photo. Cuz I don’t think I have an old photo of it 🤪 It gets covered in Looney sized happy flowers all summer long

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@Spottyroo @LeviBetz 🤔 I’d rather the Isuzu Ass Ender
Somewhere I remember the typo ad