Girth, Wind and Fire

30s guy in SoCal following interesting pages. NSFW acct. 18/21+ only. Emoji abuser. Replies=think pieces. Retweets=memes/misc. shit. Browse accordingly 💁🏿‍♂️

[Girth, Wind and Fire @ExplorativeSoul]

Eh. I did the thing.

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Nothing should require an app. There should always be an alternative. You should always be able to leave your cell phone at home or not own one at all. This applies to everything but especially for something as basic as parking.

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

This is dumb funny lmfaooooo

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

A man who can’t/won’t turn down pussy is not a man you can trust

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I wish LinkedIn would allow comments on job postings because some of these companies need to be dragged, roasted, and reprimanded.

[Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha]

o problema é não ter tempo e nem dinheiro

[HERretha Franklin ♈️ @ZariaFknLinton]

I’m over the stigma of casual sex. If yall both healthy and consenting, who cares if yall just wanna fuck.

[glocky @chefkumquat]

dis is not a fuckin charcuterie board lmao

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One of the cruelest things poverty takes from you is the freedom to make mistakes. Every decision has to work.

[OG Purpz @ChalePurpleThis]

Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

#RoomerHasIt

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I wish adults got field trips. Why are we just going to work every day like that’s all there is to life??? Take us to the aquarium. Take us to the zoo. Take us to a museum. I’m tired of spreadsheets. I want to see penguins.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

The car in front of me made me smile this morning!

Never forget💪🏾

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

frog tattoo done by Garretttattoo

[Honey k🌹 @PrettyWings1017]

Can’t kink shame me. I know I’m disgusting 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Furious Styles of the 214 @LaRon237]

$6 & hot pockets

[Jayden @Jaydenwmjl]

can we bring back 3am "i know you sleep but" paragraphs