Cyanide & Happiness

Cyanide & Happiness is created by @_KrisWilson_ @robdenbleyker and @daveexplosm

Buy Master Dater, our new card game, here:

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Was it peer reviewed?

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Relax, take a deep breath, and...

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So... much... screaming...

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Yeah, I know we just posted about this a couple weeks ago. What are you gonna do about it? Shut up and buy it. Love you! https://t.co/ZUxqVChg7I

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Shout out to all the pardners out there!

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Honesty is the best policy

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ngl mysm bf5ever

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You are so fucking magical. Make sure everyone else knows it, too! https://t.co/m5dhukDpyW

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Braise them in wine nice and slow with garlic and onions so the meat is fall off the bone tender. 👩‍🍳

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There are two wolves inside all of us. All. Of. Us. https://t.co/yPjv9jE7nT

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Live your truth

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Who told you about my sin? That was behind closed doors!

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DAMMIT! 🤬

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Do you really want to know? Get one (or twelve) and find out. https://t.co/JLksPl6h9c

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You did 1 damage!

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Watch here: https://t.co/TeZOX3J0ZC

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🚨 THE WAIT IS OVER 🚨 Gunman & Fattybones Malone are back with DANA SNYDER guest starring in our BIGGEST short yet! Link below!

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Nuke it from orbit

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I'm hypnotized and appetized 😋