It's Mrs. Bitch

This is my too many people I know follow me, so I created another account to bitch about them… that’s still a thing, right?

[Shannon Sevigny @ShannonSevigny]

What’s the professional way to say “Are you fucking kidding me?”

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Somebody wake up Greenday!!!

[meeks 🫧 @badmedlakarma]

It really only took Mathew Rosengart 77 days to do what court appointed attorney Samuel Ingham refused to do for 13 years. #FreeBritney

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Jamie Spears can eat shit!!! #suspended #freebritney

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

Home goods is now open for online shopping #ripeveryonesbankaccounts

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Bachelor in Paradise got this 30 year old married woman all up in her high school prom feelings from 12 years ago… #BachelorInParadise #prom #dateless #marriednow #thoughtiwasoverit #guessnot

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Ahem…. We’re back, bitches! But now, it’s Mrs. Bitch to you!

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Your cough would probably go away faster if you stopped filling your lungs with smoke.

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

I'm sick of assholes

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

My roommate thinks her birthday is 'ruined' because her boyfriend has to take his sister to the train station.... Ugh people bug me. #stop

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

I'm so tired of my house smelling like weed.

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

I just love waking up to the house smelling like pot. Oh and the pot coughs too. Those are my favorite. #sarcasm

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

It's -50 out, and you're in a dress. No you don't look cute, you look stupid. #putsomeclotheson

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Is it too psycho to tell my boyfriend he can't be friends with one certain girl? This girl has a reputation and I just don't like her...

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

It's taking everything in me not to go psycho right now.

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

This year is gong to be about me, I will do what I need and want to do, I need to stop worrying about the little things I can't control

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

I want to kiss someone under the mistletoe....#nowplease

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Omg stop flirting with everyone's boyfriend. Have some respect for your fellow girls.

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

I need to not have a roommate. Everything mine does just drives me insane. I need my own space.

[It's Mrs. Bitch @ExpressMess]

Periods are bittersweet. Like yay I'm not pregnant but now I'm going to bleed for 5 days and be horny and hungry and in pain and moody.