S. Prescott

Writer. Not afraid of moths. @R2Shelby2

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Check out my story "Never Meet Your Heroes" and all the other great work in this issue of Timeless Tales!! https://t.co/dvwtEivbs0

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ARTHURIAN LEGENDS is LIVE! @JaneYolen @Expresscott, @movescottylearn @Beth_L_Mann, @SarahLDeeming @SCWinward https://t.co/vq2NzR4zOH

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To everyone else internally and silently falling apart at their day jobs today—I hear you, I’m with you. Take care of yourself in whatever way you can.

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Never underestimate the trick of getting yourself to work on a project by also having a scarier project to avoid working on

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Friend: Hey Shelby I just want to check in and see how you’re doing.

Friend: Please don’t respond with a Bitmo—

Me:

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This thread added delight to my day.

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Finding multiple magazines to submit to makes me feel so in control. I get to decide exactly which order in which I’d like to be rejected!

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Meditation is supposed to let you experience your essential nature—I guess mine is just an idea for a better way to end a broken story I wrote five years ago 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Moving all this type of stuff to the twitter that matches my instagram because it wouldn’t be a year in my life without some kind of social media identity crisis. https://t.co/dfd0Asf4jT

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@ghweldon Love you, Glen

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If you’re able, please help out my buddies who fell into some bad luck with a scam job! https://t.co/vEIdWbOQuj

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WAIT WHAT

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Hey all, I never saw Borat and now I think that window has closed

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So hot. I picked a bad week to budget for ramen dinners every night.

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@adalrifai Turns out he’s absolutely precious when he’s being sincere 😭😭

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I wanted an imaginary friend so badly that I PRETENDED to have one. His name was Joey. https://t.co/KmmzS2dLxr

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Got my windows open so my neighbors get to hear me say “What the fuck are you doing?” to the characters in this show.

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Is there a tinder but just to find people with central ac?

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For anyone worried about the little guy, I scooped it into a tote and got it outside right away. Still no idea how it got in!

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I was watching tv and thinking wow, that chirping bird must be right outside my kitchen window. Nope.

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I don’t have any pets, but if I see a bug in my apartment, live or dead, you better believe I will talk to it.