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[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden

The remaining letters spell Denmark

[Count @wunsicks]

first nigga to make a molotov was mad as fuck

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Doing a celebration to appease France Legend when he’s up for a French Award.
This boy could own a PR company at this point. I respect it.

[️ ️ ️ ️•°• @StrenjaDenja]

women have been cheating since the days of Potiphar's wife even Jesus saved an adulterous woman from being stoned to death

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is still one of the best tweets of all time.

[Major E @Major_ernst]

Having sexual access to multiple women protects you from making a fool of yourself and simping for average women.

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

Just making sure I have today’s plot straight…

An Emirati captain and an Omani co-pilot are flying a flydubai plane from Dubai to Tel Aviv packed with Israelis.

The Omani co-pilot allegedly stabs the captain and tries to take control of the aircraft.

The plane plunges roughly 14,000 feet in under 30 seconds, squawks 7700 and then 7500, and Israeli fighter jets are scrambled because everyone thinks there’s a hijacking underway.

Cabin crew somehow get into the cockpit, passengers reportedly help restrain the alleged attacker, and the crippled aircraft ends up safely landing in Saudi Arabia without a rudder.

So now a plane full of Israelis who were supposed to be in Tel Aviv are sitting in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia, mingling with locals and talking about God knows what while Saudi authorities investigate an alleged Omani hijacker and both pilots are in the hospital.

Meanwhile Israeli media have spent the morning cycling through approximately 17 different versions of what happened, including briefly telling everyone the pilots were Russian and Ukrainian.

Did I miss anything?

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Lawyers earning millions a week couldn't find the holes in the document and overturn the verdicts but 'mcscotty808' on twitterdotcom has done it already.

Right.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Boyfriend of action has the same access as the Boyfriend of words, he is the loser.

[🗿 @_tepsis]

When your wife is the breadwinner of the house…

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

> Netanyahu expected to lose election
> He’s still facing 7 criminal charges
> He takes a trip to the UAE this week
> He returns to Israel after 6 hour meeting
> He warns of terror plot before elections
> Iranians respond saying they are not planning attack & Netanyahu is just trying to cancel the elections
> 24 hours later flight FZ1073 takes off from UAE to Israel
> Attempted hijacking & 9/11-style terrorist attack on flight
> Israeli special ops on board thwart attack
> Netanyahu immediately convenes security cabinet meeting

All too predictable…

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Bond Snow @DonBondBandi]

What I loved most about Pogba was the fact that he knew he was HIM, every touch of the ball had an arrogance to it,somewhat like he was subconsciously telling everyone on that pitch he's better than them,it was beautiful to watch,we'll never see anyone like him ever again

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

America just discovered E-citizen.

[Rui Pinto @RuiPinto_FL]

Back in 2014, there was a man who was already aware of the irregularities involving Manchester City. That man now runs FIFA. The infamous Gianni Infantino, then UEFA General Secretary, abused his authority, shared confidential documents and, in short, outmanoeuvred the Investigatory Chamber, doing everything in his power to ensure that both Manchester City and PSG would merely receive a fine, avoiding a deeper investigation that could have led to a Champions League ban. All of these details were also revealed through Football Leaks.
Given his actions as UEFA General Secretary and, more recently, as FIFA President, I can only say, in my humble opinion, that Gianni Infantino has become a cancer on football and should have no place in the future of the game.

[G @Gideoomatic]

Oi this gegenpressing dhsjdjshdhshdh

[CP @CPknowsball]

Bro has self-awareness because if they open those PSG files, it might get him 1,000 charges. 😭😂😂

[BRK🇫🇷 @brk_4k]

Ça se trouve il a cru c’était Balotelli

[CFC Bravel Bravin🎓 @w_bravel]

Ndiaye joined Everton two months later: 24 charges, 9-point deduction.

Ndiaye just joined Manchester City, 1 month later: 114 charges.

[Beno SarkCess @benopaonyx1]

You’re my favorite account but at this point I gotta call the FBI on you cause WTF 🤣