𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

@CogentRhapsody ⠀⠀

More like addicted to the wicked but relax I’m just kidding.

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

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Except @CogentRhapsody she can peg me.

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

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Fuck everyone actually.

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

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Where the fuck is @TheDevilYaKnow so I can harass his fairy ass?

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

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It’s WE Rewatch time!!

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

@cursedfrail 👀

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

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[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

@Gunslingeir ||: Mushroom zombies? No thanks.

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

||: Might be time for my yearly WE rewatch

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

He gasps and touches his 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 heart.

“Rude!”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

"You and your demons have much in common with me, myself and I!"

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

Kelsey cringes. “They like eviscerating. I like drinking.”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

Her crazed giggles fade and she's left with an outrageous-looking grin.

"Oh, I'm very glad about that. Heh — what do you an' yer demons like t'do fer fun?"

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

He clutches the place where his heart is supposed to be.

“Oh I like you!”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

She mirrors his grin and lets out a bellowing maniacal laugh.

"Thank you, Beshtie!"

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

Kelsey grins. “I love that for you.”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

"Ahhh... I see." She squinted momentarily and cocked her head to the side.

"I was made with blood from the first vampire. I definitely do not sparkle and neither did he."

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

“Because vampires are a surprisingly wide and Ungeneralized species.”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

Oh, she's definitely already been staked before...

"So that's a good thing? Why...?"

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

“Atta girl!” As long as she doesn’t sparkle in the sunlight 𝘰𝘳 turn into glittery powder when staked. He doesn’t judge. Beyond that.

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

“There’re ones that sparkle? Uuuuhhhh… I think I’m normal?”

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

“Do you sparkle, are you Eurotrash, or are you relatively normal?”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

“I don’t know what any of those mean…”

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

“Huh. Glittery, normal, or Eurotrash?”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

At this point, she was just hoping that none of the demons recognized her.

Fuck it, why not tell the truth?

“I’m… a vampire.”

[𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕱𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝕵𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔢 @ExtantGerasene]

He shrugs. “I got 666 demons riding around having a great-ass time under my skin. Knowing things keeps the rest interesting.”

[𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 @SlRENSlN]

“Ye really want t’know?”

Hands on her hips.