Mark K

They would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

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[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

To Leavers - I've accepted we're leaving the EU; I'll survive what might come better than many. Now deliver the promises, but have the balls to accept responsibility if they don't appear and don't blame anyone else.
If its a roaring success I'll gladly say I was wrong.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

And on a night where gullible snowflakes have been at pains to tweet their support for the proven liar we have as PM -
Goodnight and Good Luck.

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

@brianmoore666 I think Brian, that you'll find Bardwell is a bot and, obviously, a moron! 😁

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Please fuck off - just for balance.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

And I'm allowed to tell them to fuck off if I think they'reusing it as an election photo- op.
Get over it.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Please fuck off.

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

@Nigel_Farage Beware of the Dolphin!

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Sob. Donald don't go.

[Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel]

Marvellous news! The Brexit Party Ltd. has created a series of commemorative coins. Available in milk or dark. The perfect stocking filler or handy snack.

[Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel]

Apparently this year’s must-have Christmas gift is the new limited edition, life-size Mark Francois action figure. Perfect for the young commando in your life, it has Eagle Eyes, a Gammon Ray Gun and a camouflage apron and chef’s hat. Sure to sell out fast, order yours today!

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

@BtaD42255016 He gives hope to all idiots 😄

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

Mark Francois - genius! 😂

[Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel]

Mark Francois was delighted to discover that his staff had nicknamed him 'The Colonel'. He assumed this was a tribute to his illustrious military career, but it was actually a reference to his prodigious consumption of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Ok, let's have your estimates for how much the DUP will extort from Johnson for the support of their 10 MPs?

[Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel]

‘Colonel' Mark Francois will be taking a key role in the Security Services. 'Having served my country and experienced the hardships and discipline of the military, I am the right person for the role'. The Neighbourhood Watch Scheme say they look forward to welcoming him aboard.

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

The one consolation with BoJo's 'deal' is that Fromages is fuming because he feels that it isn't Brexit and hasn't gone far enough - his puppet masters must be livid and I wonder if they'll stop paying his rent?

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

@IanDunt Insane pretty much sums them up

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

@HildegardP Haha - I'm sure his Mummy will be livid! 😁

[Mark K @ExtaticoK]

Did your Mummy let you play with her keyboard again Kitty? 😘😘😘