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Oh yeah? Well I don't like you either. He/Him/They/Them/Hoy/Psst/Sutsot/Nnn

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That scene in Body of Evidence where Madonna drips a candle on Willem Dafoe’s chest, except it’s you scraping melted raclette into my mouth full of potatoes. #MerryEroticChristmas

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TIL: some queebs call it “melon d'eau” and not pastèque #🍉

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My puzzle solving acuity in #ZeldaTearsOfKingdom is dogshit and my builds are crazy. Maybe my parents are right not recognizing me as an engineer. #AsianParents #TheDisappointmentInMyFamily

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Okay website that sells leather goods screen printed with “milf” and “dilf”, you’re not going to honor a request to print “FART” on a wallet for me?

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Fellow Americans, I have been alerted to a restaurant in Paris specializing in burgers served on rounded croissants which they are calling “croger” - pronounced like the grocery mega-chain “Kroger”

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@AliciaATobin Same, but it doesn’t seem like anyone is making the chunky fluffy nubbly foot toques anymore. All I see are thin flat, tight knit athletic wool guys.

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@AliciaATobin Have you considered silk sock liners and washing the wool socks less often?

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I feel like Pacific Northwest ice storm car crash & people falling over compilation videos is the universe winking at me for sticking it out in Detroit.

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Happy birthday you miserable sack of garbage. I hope the site of these horse sized dogs loosened you from your melancholy. https://t.co/4A2fU8odH0

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I tell people I’m 1167, but I know I’m a 1161.

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Leaning into jet lag.

5:45 AM order donuts
7:30 AM pick up donuts
7:45 AM to 5:59 PM ignore the tropical paradise surrounding me, maybe pool
6:00PM to 2:00AM dream about donuts

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I don’t have long hair, but I had to buy these hair clips. No further questions. https://t.co/XBqYztO5Hb

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In an effort to work from home in briefs and a tee, I have invested in leg warmers. #AMA
#FuckPants
#Winter
#HotThighs

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DoorDash, but you order a head-butt from a giant friendly dog, a cat to shout “Hello!” to, a ferret to run circles around your foyer, etc. Like a singing telegram, that you’d want to receive.

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Shouldn’t you shitty Christians be cheering that you can still bully a pregnant woman in crisis? That right will never be taken away from you.

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Enjoy the blue rush at the federal and state level everyone. My dumb city chose two monied carpetbaggers (read: bought a fuck ton of lawn signs) for school board because they feel that education has a leftist agenda. #IDidThinkOfTheChildren

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Off to do my civic duty and show a middle school of children that Asian people exist in their district. #Vote

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Behold! My beautiful Banana Calico(coa) son! #TodosHorneemos #Nekopan #猫パン https://t.co/e12CdQj9ef

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Look, I get it German restaurant hostess & waitstaff. I’d be excited to see me too if you never get a PoC or a spicy yt person with a sense of individual style to dine-in, but could I enjoy my schnitzel in peace?

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Let everyone have pets in workplaces! On a very serious business call, mid-sentence the assessor says “Bubba, no!” followed by soft, assertive barks in the background. Certification/Audit calls have never felt so human.

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Revisit your intolerance of discount sex work. “cheap $2 whore” is demeaning. “fancy pansy 99¢ each (plus tax)” is positive and normalizing. https://t.co/R6uaqiVR3L